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Ok ok I know I know you’re all expecting me to talk about the 50 people I can’t stand that showed up this episode but honestly Jacob having a girlfriend threw me completely off.
Oookay so Hallowoods has returned! Here are some ramblings and two worries that be plaguing me.
Worry 1: WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?
So by the end of the day, the time will have finally come to raid the Quartet’s lair. Hell yeah!
Except a bunch of the protagonists for some reason think they have time for side-questing.
I get this isn’t really the Rescher’s battle, but still feels a bit douchey of Olivier to leave Riot’s side bc she wants to see witches in their natural habitat.
And I get that stopping the Black Rains is important to Diggory but when Riot asks “Can this wait till tomorrow?” the answer is YES IT CAN. Olivier don’t got no deadline and Diggory’s got a deadline of 50 years, so a few hours ain’t gonna matter.
Diggory claims they’ll be a only few hours and Olivier says they’ll be back by sunset. I can believe this, they’re both speedy people, but why put this pressure/anxiety on Riot now when you could… y’know, wait till after the raid???
It’s a bit stupid. I am down for Clara to be more involved and for more scenes with Olivier and Friday. But this is stupid.
Worry 2: MULDER ALLEN BETTER NOT BE THE FIDDLE!
Mulder was one of my suspects in S5, mainly bc who else would be a part of the Quartet and want to spare Shelby’s life?
But then we had the episodes Plots and Stands, where the Quartet are all accounted for at the Chapel, and Mulder is in the Root District finding Shelby and Shank chilling at his place.
This should mean Mulder had an alibi because it’s hella unlikely Fiddle bolted it all the way from the Chapel to Scout City before Cole and Vincent.
So I thought Mulder was clean, but now Mulder’s been grievously wounded and bed bound, suspiciously after Fiddle took a swan dive off of Danielle’s balcony. (Similar to how we see Heather limping in S5 after Drum gets shot at the end of S4).
Doesn’t help that we see Shank recognise Fiddle’s face in a bonus story, or that Fiddle isn’t present when Tiberius wakes.
There‘s one thing though that irks me about this and that the fact that Mulder wasn’t mentioned to be grievously harmed during the movie night at Raj’s place!
Movie night was after Fiddle fell and after Scout City’s fire, suggesting that either Mulder was greatly injured during movie night and Nikignik didn’t think to narrate it, or Mulder got hurt helping people with the fire after the fire had been put out? It doesn’t add up, I hope I’m missing something here
Random thoughts:
Shelby’s got a new hand now, which I want to say is cool but I found it cooler when she declined Jonah’s off for one. Weird that she calls it a “rental” from Milo. Does that mean Milo’s gonna take it back at some point, that’s a bit mean. Is Shelby being paid to test drive the Graspentwine or smt? That could explain her change in wanting a prosthetic. Perhaps she just wants it for the Quartet raid.
I am enjoying Scout City’s Botantechnology. The four plant inventions we’ve heard so far all sound like Pokémon names.
RIP to Stormaiden + Shelby, I don’t know why I thought this ship would be instant and uncomplicated
RIP to Fishbone, Mort would’ve loved you.
I was hopeful Fishbone would just respawn at the Industry like Polly and Barb did but I’m guessing Urnundurn erasing doesn’t allow that.
Omen better stay clear of Tiberius!
I hope Tiberius never gets that cup of water. At least Indrid’s out of the picture
Oookay so Hallowoods has returned! Here are some ramblings and two worries that be plaguing me.
Worry 1: WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?
So by the end of the day, the time will have finally come to raid the Quartet’s lair. Hell yeah!
Except a bunch of the protagonists for some reason think they have time for side-questing.
I get this isn’t really the Rescher’s battle, but still feels a bit douchey of Olivier to leave Riot’s side bc she wants to see witches in their natural habitat.
And I get that stopping the Black Rains is important to Diggory but when Riot asks “Can this wait till tomorrow?” the answer is YES IT CAN. Olivier don’t got no deadline and Diggory’s got a deadline of 50 years, so a few hours ain’t gonna matter.
Diggory claims they’ll be a only few hours and Olivier says they’ll be back by sunset. I can believe this, they’re both speedy people, but why put this pressure/anxiety on Riot now when you could… y’know, wait till after the raid???
It’s a bit stupid. I am down for Clara to be more involved and for more scenes with Olivier and Friday. But this is stupid.
Worry 2: MULDER ALLEN BETTER NOT BE THE FIDDLE!
Mulder was one of my suspects in S5, mainly bc who else would be a part of the Quartet and want to spare Shelby’s life?
But then we had the episodes Plots and Stands, where the Quartet are all accounted for at the Chapel, and Mulder is in the Root District finding Shelby and Shank chilling at his place.
This should mean Mulder had an alibi because it’s hella unlikely Fiddle bolted it all the way from the Chapel to Scout City before Cole and Vincent.
So I thought Mulder was clean, but now Mulder’s been grievously wounded and bed bound, suspiciously after Fiddle took a swan dive off of Danielle’s balcony. (Similar to how we see Heather limping in S5 after Drum gets shot at the end of S4).
Doesn’t help that we see Shank recognise Fiddle’s face in a bonus story, or that Fiddle isn’t present when Tiberius wakes.
There‘s one thing though that irks me about this and that the fact that Mulder wasn’t mentioned to be grievously harmed during the movie night at Raj’s place!
Movie night was after Fiddle fell and after Scout City’s fire, suggesting that either Mulder was greatly injured during movie night and Nikignik didn’t think to narrate it, or Mulder got hurt helping people with the fire after the fire had been put out? It doesn’t add up, I hope I’m missing something here
Random thoughts:
Shelby’s got a new hand now, which I want to say is cool but I found it cooler when she declined Jonah’s off for one. Weird that she calls it a “rental” from Milo. Does that mean Milo’s gonna take it back at some point, that’s a bit mean. Is Shelby being paid to test drive the Graspentwine or smt? That could explain her change in wanting a prosthetic. Perhaps she just wants it for the Quartet raid.
I am enjoying Scout City’s Botantechnology. The four plant inventions we’ve heard so far all sound like Pokémon names.
RIP to Stormaiden + Shelby, I don’t know why I thought this ship would be instant and uncomplicated
RIP to Fishbone, Mort would’ve loved you.
I was hopeful Fishbone would just respawn at the Industry like Polly and Barb did but I’m guessing Urnundurn erasing doesn’t allow that.
Omen better stay clear of Tiberius!
I hope Tiberius never gets that cup of water. At least Indrid’s out of the picture
Never change Barb. Never change.

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i love how whenever lady ethel finishes her broadcast nikignik is just like "you better hope you die alone and in anguish before i find you and eat your kneecaps" and then immediately launches back into their beautiful poetic storytelling
Today I was listening to a podcast, and one of the ads in the beginning said something about how if a brand wants to sell they should use podcasters, because podcasts promoting things is like getting a recommendation from a friend, and something about that set off alarm bells, and I remembered that all of that is exactly what Lady Ethel teaches in her marketing class. Hfth has literally taught me to spot manipulative marketing tactics when brands try to be all buddy buddy
So from now on when I see someone promoting something I'm going to think 'silence BotCo'
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208- oh no :( Jonah and Hector

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207- I just realized there's been no mention of Dines and The Quilt so far
207- yay Marco, Brooklyn, and Buck are ok! I hope they find Nighty and give them back to Hope!
206- I'm actually a bit sorry for Mrs. Wicker. She reminds me very much of my strained relationship with my own mother but still.
205- I forgot Nikignik has eaten people. I wonder why? What for? If it's going to be covered in the One Hundred Eyes In The Dark book?
All these industries with shortages of workers and they can’t figure out why.
Im proposing the hypothesis that the reason we don’t have enough doctors/pilots/bus drivers/etc is that maybe, just maybe, having your entire industry function as a lifelong hazing ritual isn’t the best recruiting strategy.
Doctors are subject to 8 years of post-secondary education and are forced to work 48 hour shifts.
Pilots and other transportation workers have absurd hours of service requirements that start your rest period as “the moment you shut the vehicle down” and can be as short as 9 hours in some cases.
Railroad workers have to be available on-call 6 days a week and be ready within two hours notice. They don’t get sick time.
Retail workers have to keep a veneer of politeness against any and all abuse or they can be fired.
Truck drivers get paid by mileage and rarely see pay for shipper or receiver delays.
Work should not be designed to make you a miserable burnout and yet here we are.

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On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today
letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before
Each state gets to decide how their state is represented in Congress
This has been a common method for a long time in some states
The idea is that a Senator's sibling/spouse/parent/child knows their intentions and policies better than a political rival or a random person would. It's a pretty good way to prevent political assassinations tbh
An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually