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Everybody else is making silly relatable comics so I decided to join the fun.

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So…Mythcial J Sausage…who kissed. I want to know. WHO THE FRICK KISSED. WHAT LORE HAPPENED???? SIR?!?!
The two Las Vegas POVs are so good to illustrate Ilya and Shane’s different levels of awareness of their own feelings. Ilya spends the entire night agonizing w Slavic anguish about how badly he wants Shane and how he needs to put distance NOW meanwhile Shane thinks he’s being soooo good at being casual and how it’s just sex w his rival and then gets to his room and only then does he go “oh we didn’t even kiss” and is horrified to discover that the fact upsets him.
All throughout their relationship Ilya is fighting himself and his demons PAINFULLY aware that he is losing the battle against his feelings for Hollander (the rooftop, Sochi, Vegas) and then he does a little bargain hoping it will be enough (tuna melt) meanwhile Shane is BREEZING through this, inadvertently moving their relationship forward by being his normal caring self, asking if he’s okay, about his family, about his home, etc. and just generally being a steady presence for Ilya. All the while UNAWARE that he had caught feelings.
Feelings don’t grow on him, they sucker punch him in the face one day.
Ilya is working all these subtle manipulations not to show his overwhelming feelings to Shane during the tuna melt, meanwhile he’s like “why do boyfriend? And why am I liking it? what is this???? why did I just caress his face and whisper his name lovingly???”
And even after Rose and Tampa, after he accepts his feelings, he is having Realizations. Like “oh my god I want to comfort him?!” “Oh my god I want him to be my boyfriend?!” or “oh my god I am in love?!”
Ilya has had the chance to fight back (and lose every time) but Shane always realizes when he’s neck deep and then decides to dive in further, the only way to go is onwards, he cannot fight these feelings, it’s too late, they aren’t “growing” they’ve been grown, they are an entire fucking forest. There’s no nipping this.
Meanwhile, Ilya is exhausted, axe in hand, unaware that every step brings him further into the forest. Until Shane meets him there like “oh, great, we are both here!” & Ilya is just like “well, fuck, yes, Shane, we’ve BEEN here for a while, that’s the problem” and Shane is like “it’s nice, we should stay :)”
Soldier Boy: Oh, I’m the only one that matters. See, you’ve messed with my son, and now, I am going to FUCK YOU!
Mister Marathon:
Malchemical:
Seth Rogan: Well this just got interesting…

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♬ Sylus was finally finished making a deal with a certain business owner, wanting to go back to his princess and cuddle with her through the morning considering she has a day off right now and tomorrow, getting pretty lazy to get out of bed unless needing to use the bathroom.
♬ Upon walking inside with Mephisto tailing him from behind. Sylus lets the twins run off to the gaming room he had built specifically for you since you loved playing games sometimes to pass time. You allowed the twins to play whenever they were free too and Sylus didn't mind, it was your decision to make anyways since it was yours.
♬ "Princess?" Sylus called out while finally arriving in front of his bedroom that you both shared. "I'm back, my-..." Sylus opens the door only to stop while letting out an exasperated sigh. His eyes narrowed, brows slightly furrowed and nose scrunched. Looking heavily confused and bewildered.
♬ Because why is he seeing most of his jeans including yours, standing up on their own all over the room. You peeked out from the bathroom while smiling happily at Sylus who looked at you with a stoic expression. "Sy! You're home! Welcome back, dear..."
♬ You giggled happily while walking out with some jeans and pulling them apart while carefully making sure they don't bend and fall over. Looking very focused while Sylus just lets out a sigh filled with acceptance and love.
"My love...You truly are something..."
Later that evening whilst you slept in his arms, he ordered several dozen more pairs of jeans—buying it all for your happiness and his, which was your smile...Nothing more can make Sylus happy than to see his wife happy...even if it's odd sometimes.
Happy Wife = Happy Sylus
C/N: Got this idea from a YouTube short about pants being able to do this lol🤷♀️ I love fluff with Sylus lol🥹
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