Ruby

hey boss can you show me where the forklift's self-destruct is so i can keep it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews?

I don't care if tme feelings are hurt by this btw. Find a better rebuttal.

when the quick reblog icons move its like a sick joke. why did i just reblog horny furry art to my mcr blog tumblr? is it april fucking fools?

am i stupid for even having sideblogs. is it gauche. is it out of fashion to have dedicated spaces for horny art and your favorite band. do i rb mcr and horny furry art here along with everything else

maybe i actually make another sideblog for reblogging random stuff and use this one purely for my own flop posts and replies like the cool trans girlies with big followings do. maybe i get professional with my usage of tumblr. maybe i relegate the fun side to meaningless follower free blogs

what if- hear me out- all of the cool transfem girlies followed me and we were mutuals amd i was part of the cool transfem girlies tumblr club, what if yhat happened to me

tma/tme transfem jax 100 gecs feminism fromsoft white monster transmisogyny furries lesbianism

this is so petty and hypocritical but I get so annoyed by fictional depictions of people getting drugged or roofied because they always read as people bullshitting something they have no experience with, but then if you asked me to describe it better I’m just like. well I don’t fucking know. on account of the drugs.

actually I think if I were writing about someone getting roofied I’d have a full chapter of blacked out bars with a few sentences of readable text here and there. the publisher would be annoyed.

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

> use genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use hand on genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use genitals on hand

You can't use that right now!

> help

man fuck this game

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

I’m not sure which one came first but I’m happy for their transition!

MLK was a star trek fan

sorry but youre never going to get me to care about workplace theft

You laugh now, but they stole my workplace last year. I looked up from my desk and I was just standing in an empty field. Desk was gone too

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

remember when "don't assume everyone on the internet is a man" used to be like, the most average mildly liberal cisgender feminist opinion. But the moment a trans woman starts complaining about it you get the "listen my guy,"

At this point frankly you could fill a book with the list of stances that were considered basic milquetoast liberal feminist essentials fifteen years ago that have been completely abandoned specifically because they conflict with transmisogyny