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Me @ everyone on my feed after coming back from twitter:

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Carol Danvers is constantly ready to beat the shit out of someone and I think that is beautiful.
Her fists are preheating
“You all saw [Brie] pushing the jeep in the training videos, which is insane. Did that kind of encourage everyone to up their game in the training?”
Arthur encountered a herd of wild ponies and I think this mare thought he was a foal
Men can’t write horror because they’re too focused on all the gross ways they can dehumanize women.

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cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you
male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips
cop: great we have a motive, but we still need a description
“You know, government isn’t just a boys’ club anymore. Women are everywhere. It’s a great time to be a woman in politics: Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, me, Nancy Pelosi. You know, I like to tell people, you know, get on board and buckle up because my ride’s going to be a big one, and if you get motion sickness, put your head between your knees because Leslie Knope’s stopping for no one.“
Parks and Recreation premiered 10 years ago today, April 9, 2009
not to flex on anyone but i’ve never wanted to fuck a serial killer
men like the joker because clown recognizes clown, all part of the same clown fraternity honk sigma pi
You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”
I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that. They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

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How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you’ve never fallen like that before?
I don’t know but I don’t like this post.
I’ve been fighting with one hand tied behind my back. What happens when I’m finally set free?
male villain: i’ve killed and manipulated people for my own betterment and feel no remorse
me: wow i wonder how our heroes are going to take this guy down! he’s evil!
female villain: i’ve killed and manipulated people for my own betterment and feel no remorse
me:
Brie Larson and Lashana Lynch - Captain Marvel World Premiere

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as a society we have to start bullying rich ivy league kids more. they’re like “i go to harvard” and you gotta be like “what? never heard of it”
i got a lot of shit about this post a few days ago but ever since that scandal broke? crickets
“I have a degree from yale”
“Psh did your MOM buy it for you?”