welcome to the shit show

dont talk to me or my 47 moodswings ever again

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

*Google searches "thank you meaning" before saying "thank you" just in case I've been mistaken about it this whole time*

i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said "i was normal 2 pomeranians ago" with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart

Every time someone makes an artist's rendition of a weird little guy they saw in public instead of recording them without consent, an angel gets it's wings.

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Real sound! No stupid music! You can hear it say moo!

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

Bro… I feel so called out 😂

is Andrew Garfield actually gay or is he just like really really extra about his allyship

Garfield’s straight until he’s horny

Can you not just say Garfield please