high fives for no replies

Does anyone feel like falling in love and getting a dog with me?

I don’t even want this actually

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

Yeah I was hoping to need to have it rescanned by one of your other employees at the self checkout as well as having it visually inspected by the elderly receipt cop as well

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

who's that on the bottom right

louis