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deeply fascinating to me how the Vast (or Simon Fairchild specifically) goes out of its way to target people who are passionate about Vast-adjacent activities
the other entities often target people at random, or target people who are already afraid of them.
the Vast is out here targeting skydivers and underwater divers. turning their passions into traumas.
it's probably just a Simon Fairchild thing, instead of a staple of the Vast. Mike Crew doesn't do this-- he either targets people at random, or targets people who are already afraid of heights. which is the most reasonable way to go about things.
Simon. however. seeks out people who have a deep love and passion for heights and depths. and then makes sure they can never enjoy those things again.
I remember in his statement he said that he's tried to share The Joy Of The Blue with others, so he finds people who like Vast-aligned things and scares them. Cause making someone fear what their drawn to is how you get Avatars. So you can have The Most Traumatic experience of your life doing something you love (?) and at the end of it there's an old man who's just like. Hi I'm you grandpa now :) Now let's do that again but for fun :)
puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?
#trexel geistman
we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason
torrents work like this
i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3
unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it
i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map
i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs
this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.
crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.
please learn to torrent
An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over
always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.
#saving this for later
Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:
1. Do not do age verification.
2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.
Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!
And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity
A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.
Paywall removed here
Aaand here's the link to the project's Github.
A verified tool that works on any potato computer that will let you bypass discord verification - promptpirate-x/discord-id-bypass-tool
#saving this. for later

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*slams reblog*
Klezmer dolphins.
I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.
honestly they’re better than the band that played at my bat mitzvah
I like dolphins.
I love klezmer.
But as a former band kid, this made me die laughing.
#yes Yes YES
have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard
just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !
Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!
Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir
I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks
I fucking love Greenland Sharks. There’s an essay about them written in 2020 (and whose message I think is very applicable to today) that I absolutely love:
I am glad not to be a Greenland shark; I don’t have enough thoughts to fill five hundred years. But I find the very...
#hell yeah shark
hey, don't cry. night of the 26th may, ok?
#the boys are back in town #sorry I'm late
Saint Anthony Preaching to the Fish in Rimini, detail, 1518, fresco, anonymous painter from the circle of Gerolamo Tessari, Basilica di Sant’Antonio, Padua
Look at all these creatures of the sea
I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.
Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?
i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.
Half of those services don't even work well. Oh you paused a little too long so we're exiting to the place where we can show more ads. I've even had some that made me search for the show every time because it wouldn't save it. It's like, that's the only reason you're sometimes more convenient and you're still fucking it up! But yeah the catalogs are way too spread out.
It really fucking sucks though. I just want to watch movies- without paying some shitty company. I really don't want to subscribe to 700 streaming services for them.
i have a suggestion
me too
Really, i hate subscriptions/shady deals fuck the modern age of media it sucks and i hate it. Nothing is free, nothing is owned forever, its bullshit!! wish i could just say "yes" and own the media damn it
i can’t believe no one has suggested piracy yet
#just going to set this aside for later :)

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#I recently found out about a wolf sanctuary not too far from where I am
#and I am planning to go look at the Big Dogs :) #soon
i need data for a statistics project for school, so be my sample data, worms. i need thirty people minimum so if there aren't enough voters yet i'd love if you could help. thank you very much. worms.
take this test (https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/), then come back here:
what's your JND?
.00030-.00099
.0010-.0017
.0017-.0024
.0024-.0031
.0031-.0038
.0038-.0045
.0045-.0052
.0052-.0059
.0059-.0066
.0066-.0073
.0073-.0080
.0080 or greater
it doesnt have to be a good score, you dont have to take it multiple times, you dont have to get on a good screen, etcetera. just gimme your score please this is my final project grade :)
i'd love if you could reblog for reach
#the commentary makes this so fun :)
enough episodes of protocol are out, let’s stop wasting our time and get to the REAL questions
who is worse in an escape room?
OIAR gang
team archives
some ground rules to spice it up
“team archives” consists of all those bastards (jon, martin, tim, sasha, melanie, daisy, basira) and let’s just agree theyre at like…s3 era characterization (s1 for sasha obvi) IT ALSO INCLUDES ELIAS ! (and vice versa, the oiar gang includes lena)
there’s no eldritch power bullshit, this is for the pure sport of finding out which of them would do worse if put into an escape room as a corporate team building exercise im putting the psychic powers on a shelf
they die in that escape room btw 👍
#ooh look at this!
do you know how fucking mad it makes me that the hilltop hole in reality and the panopticon tower can feasibly be read as yonic and phallic symbols of power. can you understand the level of rage I feel.
Annabelle u can’t just leave half the thing in the tags :(
I'm flipping tables op
when @pinehutch refuses to share that they are not the only victim in this discord server
#this is one of those things #where on the one hand #its like Yes! Deep Analysis of the Canon Media #A Perspective I Didn't Consider #This is Interesting :) #but on the other hand #the psychic damage I took reading this
Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there
Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now
So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon
And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska
A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.
Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives
#sea lion shenanigans #sea lion #Chonkers mention #a literal giant just inserts himself into your friend group # and all you wanted was to take a nap together #and now this big guy is just. there

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Out-of-pocket crossover
I'm just going to kick the hornets nest and say it: A Grace, Rocky, Jon, Martin road trip would eat with no crumbs.
#Rocky, Jon, and an indeterminate length of time filled with non-stop questions #Grace and Rocky would want to use Science to fix whatever Problems occur #and they'd put on at least one puppet show for Jon and Martin to explain themselves
Happy International Asexuality Dayyyyy! I stand with you~
Nice!!! It's Our Day :)