I Don't Want a Next Life. I Just Want a Nap.

100% this.

a cute but disastrous old habit between a dragon and her foster knight

She looks like a good mama

pink shirt: mom mom: yeah? ps: what are you cooking? mom: oh, i’m makin’ blueberry jam! ps: can i say a curse word in front of you? mom: no you may not. ps: mom! just one! mom: no, you don’t- one’s too much. ps: look at me! mom: no. ps: mom! [laughing] mom, come here! mom: no, i’m not gonna ‘come here’. ps: it’s one! it’s the b-word! and it’s the only b word- just look at me!- it’s the only b-word i’d say in front of you. beautiful. i think you’re beautiful. [mom stammers but doesn’t say words] isn’t that nice? mom: that’s very nice! ps: i love you bitch [mom cracks up]

#joey be like: my life is falling apart i am eating yogurt i am going to kill god i am dead i am alive i can’t decide what show to watch #i am crying i am screaming i am stronger than you i am stronger than me i like memes and so does my cat :) #we are dancing (affectionate) we are dancing (threatening)

This was awesome lol.

Race to the apocalypse

DON BLUTH DRACULA??????? DON BLUTH DRACULA??????????

Like I mentioned the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot (the all-female one) to someone bc i had a lot of fun watching that movie!! And they were like “that movie wasn’t that good it was just a comedy… It didn’t win anything did it?” like bitch …. The first Ghostbusters movie wasn’t fucking good either but I’m still sitting here watching some dudes chase a ghost through a library to some weird synth music so maybe movies don’t have to win awards to be worth watching

Like. These are two VERY different questions. I know my bff from high school is obsessed with the star wars prequels like SHE KNOWS THEY AINT GOOD. I asked my roommate the first question and they were like “fuck dude I just love Mrs doubtfire.” Like yeah you’re not gonna be telling every person you meet to watch Mrs doubtfire! But it’s okay if it’s a movie you like some movies are FUN

Like.  Was it a cinematic masterpiece?  No.  Do you want to pop some popcorn and put it on while you hang out with your D&D group or whatever?  Hell, yeah.  It’s fun.

-Roger Ebert