Malevolent kitchen sous-chef

can you watch me play re2 im really scared mr x is gonna touch me

NO THEYRE GOING TO CALL ME A LEON KENNEDY LARPER IF I CANT DO THIS *running around the map really confused*

marvin is dead, *checks him* nevermind he’s alive, *turns around* but i know he’s gonna die soon and ruin my entire life

*in the library* i dont know what is happening, leon you Can jump this I believe in you

*zombie, enter left stage, angry* PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME *firing bullets* I AM VERY EASILY STARTLED

oh they just broke through the door 😭😭

i need a guide im sorry im color blind so yellow paint doesn’t work on me

they keep talking about a boiler room but then i go how to get to boiler room and now theyre talking about a basement??? and i ask how to get to basement- i need a lever??? WHERE IS THE LEVER-

dont touch me dont touch me dont touch me

*scream crying booking it to the safe room*

*boarding up a window as a zombie is crawling in* okay you come in but no more

DONT TOUCH ME

okay folks i had a shit end to my day so im not trapped in here with you, you’re now trapped in here with me

*holding to lift a bookshelf* I cannot believe they made leon’s twunkyness a mechanic in this game

ada wong 😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

*pointing my light at a dog sized hole* see that? life ruining shit thats going to be

I think, I feel I might be in a morgue…(sarcasm) *rolls a tray out and sees its a body* *rolls it back in*

Is that Mr X music where is- *gets walloped*

*mixing all my herbs incorrectly and brazenly*

*literally opening the map every 5 paces bc directionally challenged as hell.* Yea you have to play the game twice for the true ending and they move stuff around the second time or whatever but its okay bc I already dont know where anything is. I dont even know where I am.

my entire family are pisces so we call our house the fishbowl