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Names: L ✧ Lance ✧ Lux ✧ Lumen ✧ Lighthouse Default pronouns: it/its ✧ sea/sear/seas ✧ they/them Other pronouns: star/stars ✧ fae/faer ✧ echo/echos ✧ haunt/haunts
creature ✧ neutral terms preferred over masculine but both are okay ✧ you can use cute/beautiful/handsome/etc.
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incredibly funny if the red string of fate is real for eridians but it's a wavelength of light and nothing that can be heard so they're completely unaware
they do have the light to texture thing but it's more fun if it doesn't work on the red strings
and then grace shows up and gets to be really confused :)
saw this at a naturum exhibit and really liked it!
Remember, just because you can run that fast when a tiger is chasing you, doesn't mean you should be expected to run that fast. Or that it's okay for you or anyone else to set a tiger loose on you to get things done faster.
Humans can do incredible things under threat. That does not mean that panic is a good thing for you or your body in the long run.
so many ppl on tiktok will be like 'look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe' and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that's what happens when u don't have ur own sense of style
got called “omg vintage” by a secretary in training at the dentist’s office on sunday because i wore a shirt that was in style five years ago like. ma’am i bought that in 2016
this is WILD you can't just leave this in the tags lmaoo
(cw: adult story below)
okay so basically the story went that he has. a fetish for guys with tats and piercings and this culminated in him getting real teeth KNOCKED OUT during a glory hole incident in 98 or 99 he can’t remember but basically the guy thrust in as he was catching his breath. and. teeth got knocked out. he was THAT HARD.
so he gets dental implants and continues on his way, assured that he’ll never have to lose any more teeth. he used to bartend blah blah and was always complimented on his teeth but he eventually got them SNAPPED OUT during an altercation with a drunk guy and he got different ones put in and was like “oh, so this is a recurring theme in my life” and decided that he was going to swear off bartending.
so he moved out this way and started his “dick-sucking career” anew, hopeful, wide-eyed. and managed to get a piercing snagged on his fucking tonsil and they have to GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM TOGETHER BECAUSE THE GUY IS STUCK IN HIS FUCKING THROAT AND HE CAN ONLY BREATHE IF HE BREATHES AROUND THE DICK. it was at this moment i remembered that one fucking movie where a guy gets his prince albert piercing stuck in a lady as a killer is busting into the room and dies because he won’t cut it off and run or something
also as this is happening i’m waiting on x-ray results so i’m just. there lmao
and he was talking about how the guy NUTTED. IN THE AMBULANCE. BECAUSE OF THE VIBRATION OF THE ROAD. IN HIS THROAT. AND THEY HAD TO SUCTION IT OUT. WHAT THE FUCK. but it turns out that there was a bad cut to his gums as well because it was a spiked fucking piercing so he just. had to get a couple teeth replaced. again.
and they dated. for 2 more years. until he moved to serbia or something i forget that part i was laughing to hard. it might have been spain. idk anyways
the bf got stopped by airport security because this was a few years after 9/11 and he had to take half his piercings which were not “safe metals” for metal detectors (“because DIY punks are hotter” was his reason??) and he was like “do i take the dick one out too” (no, but he did get taken to be privately searched.) and it ended up, that his boyfriend (the guy in the dental office) laughed so hard, after hearing this story repeated, that he slipped and smacked face first into the edge of a table. and LOST HIS TEETH AGAIN, and ended up walking around “like a fucking christmas carol about wanting two front teeth” until his bf sent him money to get them fixed and then broke up with him “for some hot young thing”
so he gets new ones! and they lasted! they really did! for years!
and then, #4, was on sunday. he was so “inspired” after he was allowed to go on dates again. because quarantine and no-socialising rules and shit have hit hard here multiple times. that he “went too hard” at a small gay bdsm gathering. and he managed to both bend his teeth inwards and fuck his molars up FROM DICK SUCKING. and he was like “i was tied up there, thinking about how many times this has happened. and how some evil gay witch put a curse on me for being too good at sucking dick.”
and he went on about how the kink club in question is technically helping to pay for this because they felt SO BAD and the guy who did this laughed his ass off and was like. i don’t have any money but once you get your teeth fixed - and the guy was like NO. I AM NOT SUCKING YOU OFF EVER AGAIN LOOK WHAT YOU DID
also this was told by the most middle-aged, boring looking man on earth. like picture an accountant, but gay and VERY clumsy and funny
What was this post about again??
Fashion I believe.
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me and my ship tags that no one else uses lol
I am so incredibly lucky to have you in my life <33 almost ten years of knowing you and I value every second!
I don't even want to picture my life without having you in it, a decade in and I can honestly say you are one of my very very best friends. A decade with you in it, and so many more to come! Love you so much 🩷🩵💚
I love you too, more than words can ever make justice 💖
hiiiiii i am tipsy and i am having rockysimonadrian thoughts because. uh. i am incredibly normal about these characters
anyway so this post right. this post. you know this post
Simon climbs out of one of Erid's oceans and his skin and flesh should be melting off his bones or something because those are like 200 degrees celsius baby but the light has fulfilled his desperate wish and cursed him to live so he's fine actually <3
or well. y'know. as fine as you can be after ripping your own arm off after it got stuck in sentient blood that wanted you to become one with it and also burned into your skin like some kind of acid and also you were being hunted by a monstrous eel which might or might not be controlling/separate from the blood — there was A Lot going on and you were too busy trying to live to really think about how it all was connected — oh and also you think you saw yourself like twice which is kinda fucked up right
okay Simon is traumatised as all hell actually but he's alive and no longer in the blood ocean — or any ocean since he climbed out of it! — so like arguably he's fine
he is still covered in blood because it's really stubborn and his skin is open sores more than anything but the blood is burning off him and his skin is healing and everything is Too Much and fuck is this a planet or what is going on
Simon just wants a fucking break :)
Simon does not get a fucking break :)
what Simon gets are two sentient rocks with five limbs each who were on a lovely walk because their marriage is arranged and they need to get to know each other
Simon is just. frozen. staring. this can just as well happen.
and then his legs give out under him and suddenly those rocks are in his face and there's music and is he dead. is that what this is.
the more the rocks sing at him, the more the chords start to sound like words, and wow, those rocks are talking
shit the rocks are talking! to him! about him? he's struggling to process, that's a lot more words at once than he's used to keeping up with
the words and music are layered together, as if something is directly translating it into martian for him, which is great for realising the rocks aren't an active threat, but Simon can't make those sounds, so how will the rocks understand him—
he still attempts to say something, because he has to right, like what else is he supposed to do? he's on a fucking planet, at the mercy of two aliens, and he has no fucking clue if his sacrifice was worth anything in the end since he didn't even die, so did the black box make it or was it all for nothing or—
okay. deep breaths. try to say something. panic later.
what comes out of his mouth is not words but chords. the same chords that the rocks have been singing, feeling strange in his mouth
it doesn't sound like his voice. the chords are exactly the same as what the rocks have been singing, as if Simon is borrowing — stealing? he doesn't want to be stealing — their voices
Simon is unable to find his own voice, to make the chords without repeating, borrowing, but he's being understood
can this be good? does he finally get to live?
this is getting long oops anyway! Rocky and Adrian are obviously taking Simon in, this is their alien now <3 what better way to bond with your mate than to take care of an alien together?
and then they all get very confusing feelings and have to figure out how to be physically compatible and things <3
There’s a lot of ideas for how Rocky and Eridians speak and things that translate differently bc of the wide range music can lend to their language. I love the idea of them singing very similar things but slight differences in key or whatever can change the tone while keeping the words the same. Mostly bc I can’t stop thinking of Rocky by habit using a very affectionate tone with Grace.
Almost like putting a tone indicator at the end that just says he adores him or something. Grace is sweet he can’t help it. He switches to frustration v fast when Grace is being an idiot and not taking care of himself, but his name stays the same.
I’m picturing Rocky introducing Erid to Grace and trying to keep a formal tone but then by habit when he says Grace’s name it’s super affectionate and he has to restrain himself from slamming his carapace against the nearest wall for that slip up. Everyone heard that
hm. I might be tipsy
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Imagine Ryland and Carl are out walking around San Francisco when they happen to run into a group of Ryland's students. They stop for a moment to chat, and then one of the kids looks at Carl and asks, completely out of nowhere and with no filter: "Are you Mr. Grace's husband?" Ryland nearly chokes on his own spit. Carl doesn't miss a beat and just says: "Working on it."
The students think this is hilarious and immediately decide that their science teacher has the coolest boyfriend ever. Ryland spends the rest of the day pondering whether that was basically a proposal.
he didn't end up completing it at the end either.
I think about him slowly starving a lot
Type stuff you do with bro after he fashions a form-fitting exosuit
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This post by @synthyk is so so good and right and big brained
Freaks freaks freaks
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he's just so shy~~~
People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.
