We'll Pretend It Ends Tomorrow

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

I’m making a non-profit that gives klonopin to deer so we can ride them like horses

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

always interesting whenever people start talking about polyamory as particularly unstable or prone to jealousy bc it begs the question of if they’ve ever seen or heard of monogamous couples

are you aware that those people are having sincere earnest discussions on whether following someone on social media counts as cheating

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

well my phone screen is busted so I can't log into uhhhhh anything ever again. death to 2FA.

I tried to order a usb-c to hdmi connector via a site that turned out to be an amazon storefront, and amazon instantly locked me out and said if I can't verify my account via text I have to send them my passport

got so pissed once about this happening i discovered google has 'backup codes' hidden in ur privacy settings that you can generate and physically hold on to in order to authenticate yourself without any other bullshit. they really try to hide it away but it has saved my ass on several occasions when i wanted to use find my phone and it asked for a code. from my phone. to log in.

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