Apr 2
Fragrantica reviews are like:
1. Prague, 1870. My sea-bound lover has absconded and I, the yearning mistress, must seek solace in the scrap of neck-kerchief he has left behind. The sultry yet restrained journey through sage and cedar gives way to a tender field of bergamot. this fragrance brought me to tears; I shall never love another.
2. You insolent fools. If any of you were actually old enough to remember VPH or DCW (i will not elaborate on abbreviations) you would know that this is a note-for-note clone of the CLASSIC aquatic-masculine scents of the 1990s. Maybe get some REAL perfume from your father’s armoire for a change.
3. 5/5 Made me hornyy :3
