Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

Give her a smooch on the noggin before applying Hat

There are very few things I love more than Pangur, one of them is Pangur wearing cute hats

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

@your-rad-and-groovy-ghost-friend!!!!

HAPPY BELATED HALLOWS EVE!!!! @souezi THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME THIS! GHOST ACCEPTANCE!!!

Guess who found out the hard way that nail polish remover melts plastic?

it fucking whAT

Nail polish remover melts many kinds of plastic

Why doesn’t it melt the bottle?

Nail polish remover melts MANY kinds of plastics.

Specifically, nail polish remover with acetone in it. You can get nail polish remover without it. :)

MANY nail polish removers melt MANY kinds of plastics.

Hey wait how did you find this out

The Hard Way

can someone PLEASE tell me why all the depeche modes are in a bdsm relationship.

Those are their friendship necklaces :)

@alexlamia

when i was little i thought jesus was a chicken strip because in one christmas song it said he was tender and mild. you know what else is tender and mild? a chicken strip

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