Uncommonly Odd Keystone

I’m stealing this idea from another blog, and changing it a little! Everyone who reblogs this by the 31st will get a ghost-type baby Pokemon for spookytimes!

So we can deduct from watching the Pokémon direct that every Pokémon would end up dynamaxed to about the same size, because grookey and eldegoss are not the same size but dynamaxed they are. So for science sake let’s say they all grow to about 10 meters in height. Cosmeom’s only a tiny .1 meter in height, but weighs an astonishing 2204.4 pounds. Since it’s a sphere in shape you can figure out jut how much dynamaxed cosmeom would weigh. Assume it’s volume is 0,000,524m^3 so density is 1908 metric tons per meter cubed. To reference the densest element we know of called osmium at a density of 2259 so it’s already getting kinda close to this this. Scaling this up to a 10 meter tall would give it a volume of 523,6 cubic meters and a weight of 999028.8, almost a million metric tons. SO TO SUMMERISE THIS FUCKER COULD TEAR SPACE TIME. BUT ASSUMING IT DIDN’T THIS GIGANTIC BALL OF UNREALISTIC MASS WOULD STILL MOST LIKELY NEED 9.8 GIGAJOULES A SECOND TO KEEP IT FLOATING A METER AWAY FROM THE GROUND THAT GOD FORBIT IT TOUCH BECAUSE IT WOULD PROBABLY BE ABLE TO GENTLY BRUSH EARTH AND TURN IT TO DUST. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK.

Love this big pointy crow!

it was time I drew this big BEAUTIFUL boy i also have preorders for these stickers on my etsy! 

THE WOOLOO ROLL AROUND!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!

baa baa, black sheep

After all these years… Sword and Shield are the true Pokemon Z we deserve

hope yall got some sleep i sure didn’t

Five new Pokemon revealed in the Pokemon Direct!

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

Vulpix Alola for a Pokedex Project (⸝⸝⍢⸝⸝) ෆ

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Pretty good for stupid fan quiz

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When Honedge evolves, it divides into two swords, which cooperate via telepathy to coordinate attacks and slash their enemies to ribbons.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!! ✨🍀✨