wear the crown

my life has gotten exponentially better since I abandoned the “I was once a kid in AP programs and now I’m a subpar to average adult like the rest of the rabble, boohoo, woe is me” mindset and wholeheartedly adopted the fact that I’m a big loud dumbass and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

me @ myself: it’s okay :))) failing is okay :))) don’t hate yourself for it :)))) stupid piece of shit :))))))))

daily reblog…

i am on the fucking floor DYING

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

The amount of cuddling I desire is infinite