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note: reader is a bartender at cat's tail and younger than varka
many things had changed during varka’s absence. and one of these things was a new bartender at the cat’s tail. you are that one fresh hire, diona’s apprentice. it is your first job, that's why you took your responsibilities very seriously. most of the time, the job was pretty simple: helping diona and listening to her complaints about drunkards, serving drinks to regulars, and helping guests with their tcg games.
well, that's how it was before the glorious return of nod krai’s expedition. it was at one of the many parties held to celebrate their return that you met the grandmaster of ordo favonious. that party was equally lively and exhausting, despite you feeling honored to serve to modnstadt’s heroes, the sheer amount of orders made a tool on your physical and mental state. it was only the middle of the night, but exhaustion had already settled deep into your bones. so it was no wonder that while balancing several drinks on a tray, you accidentally tripped over your own feet. but the expected collapse did not follow, on the contrary, you felt something solid and warm embrace you, and a slightly drunken baritone,”careful, young lady.” both you and your tray of drinks were safe in varka’s arms. and for one tinniest moment world slowed down.
the next time varka came into the cat’s tail, you noticed him right away. well, it was impossible not to notice his huge, imposing figure. you still remembered his embrace from last time, how his biceps were the size of your head. and when he called you to serve him drinks, you felt something you'd never felt with other visitors.
it was your job as a bartender to remember favorite drinks of regulars. but varka’s thorny lake you remember exceptionally well. every ingredient, the amount of alcohol, what he likes to add depending on his mood, the process of mixing. his velvet baritone when varka explained to you how he likes his thorny lake was vivid in your memory every time you touched the bottle of spirit needed for this beverage. and every time you mix it for him, you fight the blush creeping to your cheeks from the memory of his hands guiding yours when he was teaching you how to mix this drink.
varka is also eager to be the first to taste new drinks you've learned to mix. and even if he was always honest with his critique, he wasn’t stingy with compliments. because of what he said, you sometimes had to push the thought that he was flirting with you out of your mind. not to mention that he would drink everything you mix. diona would sometimes grumble that he would drink the poison you had made.
you truly enjoy listening to varka’s stories, about his battles, his expeditions, his adventures in his youth. (another thing is that he has that deep voice, which is like honey to your ears). he doesn't even need to exaggerate to impress you. the truth alone is enough to make you completely fascinated. and sometimes varka is so caught in conversation that he would literally forget that you’re working and would invite you to have a drink with him.
there was one time when varka saw how you struggled to get some ingredients from a higher shelf and decided to help you. he approached you from behind, his imposing figure looming over you. you could smell him—that unique masculine scent of wind and steel, with hints of his favourite thorny lake. his chest was warm, you could feel every solid muscle and vibration of his heavy laugh. you almost imagined how it would be if he were hovering over you under other circumstances. and for a moment you forgot what you needed to take, only returning to teyvat when varka handed you the thing you needed. you even forgot to say something to him about the fact that he went into an area that was restricted to cat’s tail staff only.
next thing you know is accidental encounters on mondstadt’s streets. maybe it is just you, but you become hyper aware of varka’s presence. you accidentally pass him on training grounds, admiring his gorgeous physique. you encounter him during his very important grandmaster things, this being hiding from jean. and small talk near the little flower shop, when he decided for some reason to buy you flowers.
what became a true challenge for your little heart is varka’s drunken eloquence. who knows that grandmaster is talented not only in giving passionate speeches during battles and expeditions, but also in showering you with compliments when he has one too many drinks. something, something about your beauty that is ethereal like anemo crystalflies, your eyes that shine like lamp grass at night, your smile that is like dandelions, and your laugh that is akin to a gentle breeze that make windwheel asters bloom. you almost dropped the drink that you were mixing when you heard his words. knights only laughed at their grandmaster’s antics.
and of course, you couldn't help but notice that varka stayed at cat’s tail until closing hours, most times he didn’t even order that many drinks, just one or two for the evening. he was just talking with you when you were serving other customers. and even if it meant deserving an earful from diona, you still entertained him.
something shifted when, during one of those nights, you were hit on by some regular. you are young and pretty, so such creeps aren’t something new to you. what’s new is varka’s protectiveness. usually it is margaret who wards off such men, but that night varka stood up for you. his expression was dark, everyone in the cat's tail could feel the imposing aura of a grandmaster, something reserved only for the battlefield. yet when he turned to check on you, his mood shifted 180. he gave you a gentle smile, asked how you were doing, and offered to walk you home just in case. at that moment you were sure that you indeed felt butterflies in your stomach in varka’s presence.
you weren’t even sure how, but him walking you home has become a regular occurrence after every shift. even if varka wasn’t drinking that night, he would still show up at closing hours. he claimed that this is basic courtesy, but deep down you are sure that there’s something more, but you don’t push him.
varka’s presence with you at cat’s tail became such a natural thing that more often than not, jean came here in search of the grandmaster. and sometimes varka would ask you to hide him from her. and on one of those occasions, you couldn't think of anything better than to hide varka under the counter. and honestly? you almost immediately regretted such a decision when his hot breath brushed your belly. you felt goosebumps on your spine and hot red blush on your cheeks when you talked to jean, stuttering. it’s a good thing that she quickly decided to go look for him somewhere else. and after all of that, you would think it’s funny how such a hulk of a grown-ass man couldn’t even look you straight in the eyes, if only you weren’t such a flustered mess.
with every little thing, something changed. everything took its place like puzzle pieces, and you realized that there was something more to varka’s actions. his gazes, his polite little touches, him walking you home. his actions were restrained, giving almost no hint of his feelings, but you noticed. you allow yourself to think that maybe your crush was required. you decided to wait for him to make the first move, surely a man like a grandmaster should take matters into his own hands. but, on the contrary, varka doesn’t give you anything more. even when you impatiently started to initiate more lingering touches, and more hinting words, it was almost like he was scared and began to drift away. yes, sometimes you felt like his restraints could crumble at any moment, but the grandmaster’s iron will hold them together. you were pondering, what is his deal?
the answer to that question was given on one random night. as usual, varka waited you when your shift ended to walk you home. but your idyll was interrupted by some drunkards’ gossip. never in your life would you imagine hearing some dirty gossip about the respected grandmaster. yes, sometimes you had heard diary gossip about yourself from those who were kicked out of the cat’s tail for inappropriate behavior toward you, but gossip about the grandmaster? poisonous words about his nothing less than noble affection toward you, that he is the same as them, an old man wanting to sneak under the skirt of a young bartender girl. it made your blood boil with anger, you were ready to give them a piece of your mind when varka stopped you. he looked deflated, almost embarrassed, as if caught red-handed.
“well, they kinda right. it’s embarrassing, right? for such an old man as me to fall for such a young girl as you? i just couldn’t help myself, your hands are gentle, and your drinks are delicious, the best drinks i ever had.”
you froze in place, couldn’t believe your ears. yes, you wanted to hear his confession, but not under such circumstances. you were angry at those dirty drunkards, and at varka for such thoughts about himself. so you couldn’t think about anything better than to pull him into the back alley and to press a hot kiss to his lips. this kiss was awkward because of the height difference, all teeth and unsynchronized lips. but you poured all your feelings into it. even if he was at first dumbfounded, soon enough varka placed his hands on your waist and responded to your kiss. varka's lips were dry and left on your mouth a lingering aftertaste of something fresh yet warm. slow drags of his lips against yours left you breathless, he completely seized the initiative, almost like with every passing second, he let go of his doubts, realizing that he was, in fact, in love with you. you didn't care if those drunkards saw you. you were just happy to confirm their rumors. and, you decided in the back of your mind, you’re going to serve these bastards the worst drinks of their lives next time they visit cat’s tail. but varka quickly captured your attention back when his tongue slipped past your lips.
nsfw | phainon x fem!reader, flame reaver x fem!reader, khaslana x fem!reader, irontomb x fem!reader
note: YES they’re all yanderes!!!! (and reader-chan is certified freak)
note 2: ukrainian version on my ao3
somewhere between the cruelest dream and the sweetest nightmare, there were four suns. one sun had eyes of bright sky, the eyes of another sun were like an endless golden wheat field, the empty eyes of the third sun were a bottomless abyss, and the fourth sun had eyes of ruby blood. you were captivated by them.
these embraces were scorching hot. phainon sat at your right side, leaving trails of kisses along your neck. khaslana was at your left, just caressing your face, breathing your honeyed scent. reaver buried his face in your chest, desperately savoring your heartbeat through open-mouthed kisses. and Irontomb—this uncanny, inhuman version of your dearest beloved—was at your knees, leaving half-kisses and half-bites on the soft flesh of your thighs.
you were in a daze, paralyzed by those overwhelming feelings yet enchanted by them. as if sensing your wandering mind, khaslana firmly cupped your face and turned it toward him.
“don’t you dare to ignore me, us,” but he didn’t give you a chance to answer, sealing your lips with a kiss. his tongue slipped in your mouth, exploring every corner, dancing with yours. so deep—he became your oxygen.
and almost immediately, irontomb demanded your attention too. “eyes on me, eyes on me~” through the kiss, you turned your gaze toward him just to see how he ripped off your panties. he immediately brought them up to his face, licking, teasing himself with your taste.
phainon half-groaned, half-whined, snatching your panties from irontomb’s hands—he wanted a taste too. but you were too embarrassed with two men tasting your in such a way, so you pulled away from khaslana and kissed phainon, grabbing him by the hair so he wouldn't go back to his previous idea. he was more than content with your ways.
your kiss did not last long. the moment reaver breathed your name out, you leaned toward him to leave a trail of kisses across his scarred face, which eventually led to his mouth. left as the only one who didn't get your kiss, irontomb decided to kiss your other lips, so he aimed straight at your cunt, and he wrapped his lips around your clit. it sent shivers down your spine, making you moan into the kiss with reaver. irontomb was satisfied as hell. you felt like you were melting; every fiber of your being went into overdrive.
“time to prepare you for me,” he traced your pussylips with his tongue, dragging long strips along your slit, making you jolt. you felt irontomb’s fingers on your folds, almost breaching inside. but his aspirations were put to a stop by khaslana. you whined from the loss; your body demanded more of those scorching feelings, luckily, even if golden-eyed man pushed him aside, he took his place.
“you’re too fucking greedy,” he almost hissed, but his tone immediately changed when he kissed your mound, moving down to your clit. he blew a stream of hot air at you and then left a light kiss, that soon turned into suction. his moves were much more gentle, and his tongue drew feather-like eights. “but i understand, she’s too sweet to stay away from her.”
then you felt fingers, but the scarred texture of skin gave away that it wasn’t khaslana, but reaver. his two thick fingers alternated between scissoring and thrusting in and out. he sensually dragged his digits, finding all your sensitive spots, rubbing against your velvety walls. khaslana and reaver worked, surprisingly, well together. their tandem made your mind foggy from pleasure.
you couldn’t contain your moans, and phainon pulled away from your hickey-covered neck just to watch your expressions. your pleasure-drunk expressions were so sweet to him, like heavenly ambrosia. his hand almost unconsciously went to his cock, pumping it up and down, his fingers wrapped tight around hot flesh, imitating how your pussy’d squeezed him. and, maybe, irontomb wasn't the greediest, but phainon was. because he just couldn’t feel anything from his mere hand when you were this close to him.
he traced your lips with his tip, smearing precum, making you open your mouth. he filled your taste buds with his saltiness, and you teased his tip with your tongue to feel more.
your jaw stretched to accommodate his thick length, and phainon couldn’t help but thrust deeper into your mouth because of your adorable endeavors.
khaslana’s licks became more harsh and desperate, making you moan louder. your sounds sent vibrations down phainon’s length, and he couldn’t help the desperate whimper. your sounds intertwined into a heated symphony of lust. it made your walls clench around reaver’s fingers, and he muted his sounds by wrapping his mouth around your nipple, biting it hard.
“and who's greedy now?” irontomb, being left out, was enjoying the show in front of him despite his words. his gaze met yours, and he decided to put on a show for you on purpose in return. he slowly dragged his fingers along prominent veins on his shaft, drawing teasing traces to his mushroom tip. he teasingly poked your cheek with his tip, which is why phainon pushed him away.
you were left breathless, your heart pounding like a drum, your eyelashes fluttering, your eyes unfocused, your face flushed, and a trickle of saliva mixed with precum was running from the corner of your mouth. every fiber of your being felt their attention on you. they proved with their touches that you were the center of their universe.
khaslana couldn't allow you to get too distracted, so he doubled his efforts on your clit, sometimes even grazing the bud of nerves with his teeth, completely drunk on how you tasted. it sent sparks of electricity to your every nerve. tears fell from your eyes because of overstimulation, but you only arched your back to meet his passionate mouth. as if they understood each other without words, reaver added a third finger and sped up his rhythm. his mouth left a bite mark on your breast, and he moved to your other one to do the same.
it was too much, too much. pleasure vibrated through your whole body; heat in your tummy became fireworks. as if feeling that you achieved your peak, phainon pulled out from your mouth. he wanted to savor every sound you make when you climax.
only a few moments later, you came with a loud cry. scorching hot pleasure filled every part of your body—from your tummy to your fingertips. and while phainon and irontomb wanted nothing more than to look at the beauty of your orgasm, khaslana and reaver wanted to prolong your peak, to give you even more. soon your cry became weak whimpers from overstimulation, and only when you began to push them away from you did the men stop.
“want more?” you didn't even realize who asked that; the only thoughts in your head were “more, more”, so you just pulled one of them into a kiss.
“so, it’s finally my turn?” irontomb murmured against your mouth, biting your lips. you just stuck out your tongue and deepened the kiss, shoving it down his throat to silence him. it made him so damn happy, he grinned into the kiss.
a sudden sensation at your cunt made you break the kiss. the fat flushed tip of reaver’s cock prodded at your entrance, drawing slow circles but not giving what you oh so desperately wanted. you shifted, trying to pose yourself in a way that could make his dick slip inside you, but you realized that pahinon’s hands held you firmly in place.
“you’re so warm…” reaver whispered, kissing the shell of your ear. you just tangled your fingers in his hair; he was much warmer, scorchingly so.
one more kiss, but on your other ear, and you felt how irontomb changed his position to be behind you. his next move made you yelp because you felt his fingers on the tight ring of muscles of your ass hole. you gulped, but you didn't try to move away. you greedily wanted everything they could give you.
“can i too? please… you’re so, so pretty, more beautiful than a dawn” everything became a thousand times more intense when phainon lined his cock up to your pussy too, his hard length twitching against your slick folds. the grinding of two dicks at the same time was overwhelming, forcing you to cling to whatever you could reach—reaver’s hair, irontomb’s arm, phainon’s shoulder, khaslana’s waist.
you absolutely lost yourself when khaslana’s cock touched your lips. your tongue immediately slipped to tease his tip with kitten licks. “you’re such a good girl,” he gently stroked the top of your head to reward you for your efforts in pleasuring him.
it was already too much, but you knew it was so not enough. and, as if he had guessed what you were thinking, phainon pushed his cock inside. his huge length moved slowly, letting you feel every vein, every ridge, every inch. he shamelessly moaned from the heavenly feeling of your cunt. his first thrusts were shallow and quick, but after a few he changed to a slower yet more feverish rhythm.
you felt like you were floating among clouds, lost in a haze of lust. maybe, because of that haze, you didn’t even realize that irontomb pushed inside your ass hole, even your own moans from his intrusion were something distant. you struggled to accommodate him, good thing that phainon stopped to give you some time to adjust. irontomb picked relentless peace from the start, making you gag on khaslana’s cock. tears pricked at your eyes again, so reaver gently wiped them away. you saw how he held himself back to not push his cock into you, but you wanted him to do it more than anything. so you took matters into your own hands and reached out to his dick, giving him a hint to get inside. reaver hesitantly followed. your insides felt like they were burning because of the stretch; a touch of pain mingled with the overpowering pleasure, yet your pussy greedily sucked in both, phainon and reaver.
you felt as if warmed by four suns, as if captured in a sweet trap between four of them. they were your beloved cage. you felt so utterly their—phainon, khaslana, reaver, inrontomb— how they left their marks on your soul. and you only could moan as if singing a song of your devotion to them. you all ceased to exist as separate beings and were reborn as one. mess of limbs, hot breath, moans and groans, cacophony of sounds of sweat-soaked skin slapping against skin.
suddenly, irontomb’s hand was around your neck, making you squeeze around khaslana. slight asphyxiation made you feel pleasant, weightless dizziness as your vision blurred and your airflow was cut off. for a moment, you had thought he would push away red-eyed man, but khaslana just gently stroked your hair and whispered, “what a good girl you are”. to those words, irontomb only chuckled and added that you were prettiest when you took their cocks.
phainon’s mouth was on your breasts, leaving trails of wet kisses, alternating them with playful bites. and you swore you could feel how he half-whispered, half-moaned how gorgeous you were. reaver’s hands were on your thighs, squeezing soft, supple flesh, holding you still and exposed for them, leaving reddish bruises. his eyes were focused on your chest, where his and phainon’s marks made breathtaking patterns of love and passion. how he murmured, “you’re stunning…” made you feel butterflies fluttering in your stomach.
their every move was like pure devotion, unraveling your body. they all were so different, yet there was a harmony that cannot be described. khalsana’s thrusts in your throat were slow and sensual. phainon was gentle yet feverish. irontomb forced himself inside you almost harshly. and reaver was so, so desperate, so deep that you felt his tip in your womb.
you felt a building knot in your lower belly. it was something between impending doom and intoxicating ecstasy. you savored their every thrust, touch, caress, and kiss. your nerves were set ablaze, your back arched, and colors bloomed behind your eyelids. and in one moment, you just crumbled. your whole body spasmed, and a desperate cry escaped your lips. clear liquid gushed from your pussy, wetting even more phainon’s and reaver’s cocks. you weren’t even conscious enough to realize that you reached your peak; you were just a tangle of intense feelings, like tangled live wires.
somewhere on the edge of your consciousness, you caught their words of praise. but they were eclipsed by the feeling of pain on your shoulder, you saw out of the corner of your eye how irontomb bit you, even drawing blood. suddenly it had become clear how much rougher his thrusts became. a few of them, and you felt warmth—overwhelming, scorching warmth of irontomb’s cum in your ass. there were so much that his load spilled from you and down your thighs.
you couldn’t contain a half-moan, half-cry. the vibrations of it were mind-shattering stimulation for khaslana with the way your throat spasmed around him. he pulled you closer, making your nose poke into his pubic bone. one, two shallow thrusts, and he spilled inside your willing mouth, making you swallow every drop of him. and suddenly a very lewd, totally cockdrunk thought sparked in your mind—how delicious he was. it was that moment when you were sure that you would beg for another round for more of this taste.
spasms of your cunt were breathtaking, something that made phainon choke on his own ragged groans; even reaver couldn’t contain his voice anymore. and such intense feelings made it clear that they too wouldn’t last long. so, phainon and reaver changed the way they had pounded into you. before their movements were synchronic in a way that never left you empty—when one was in, the other was out. and while chasing their climaxes, they started thrusting in you at the same time.
the closer reaver was to his climax, the more his cock swelled and his hips stuttered. he was so completely blissed out that he shamelessly reached to kiss you, despite khaslana’s cum dripping from your chin. and maybe it was exactly that kiss that pushed him over the edge. yet at the last moment he pulled out and spilled on your tummy, drawing your skin with his milky white, you moaned because you wanted it inside, but reaver just stroked you in a comforting manner, smearing his load.
yet just like that, peak longing has turned into overstimulation. and phainon ever so attentive, noticed that soon another orgasm would overlap the previous one, so his mischievous fingers went to your clit. he matched the tempo of his touches with his thrust. but soon enough he realized that sweet clenching of your cunt became the end for him. his climax crashed upon him like a tidal wave. but even if it meant overstimulating himself, phainon wanted you to reach one more peak; he wanted you to milk every drop of him.
your third orgasm was like a supernova—a powerful explosion of all-consuming pleasure that made your vision turn white. for a moment you felt like stardust, something shattered to myriad pieces that floated in warm darkness, yet your senses were heightened to the extreme.
you felt every phainon’s thrust, every twitch of his cock, and every drop of his cum inside you. only when you rode the last waves of your climax did phainon cease. almost immediately his finger collected your and his combined releases, and phainon put his digits into his mouth, savoring this divine taste. his eyes rolled back in his head; he was enjoying it that much.
the sight stirred something within reaver, so he gathered his cum with his digit and pushed his finger into your mouth, letting you taste him. and you immediately wrapped your tongue around it. and apparently he was not the only one affected, because khaslana gathered a trickle of his cum on your chin and pushed his digit into your mouth too. you were happy to give him your attention as well.
only that irontomb didn’t give you a chance to properly clean their fingers. he harshly gripped your chin, turning you toward him. one moment of intense eye contact when he relished in your cockdrunk expression and irontomb spat right into your mouth, and to his utter enjoyment you almost immediately obediently swallowed.
you smiled at them. you were simply glad to take everything they gave you. it was you who threw away a key from that cage; you were ready to burn to ashes in the embrace of your four suns. and even when their warmth is too much, you'll always ask for more of their love.
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nsfw | phainon x fem!reader
note: thanks to gymtok trends, it's my endless source of inspiration for phainon
“i just got my nails done,” you said happily when you saw that phainon had come home from a training session. his shirt was damp, and a thin sheen of sweat made his muscles look especially delicious.
“here,” with only one word, phainon just turned his back to you, pulling his shirt over his head.
his strong, broad back with bulging muscles momentarily made you think about what it is to dig your nails into his back. and phainon knew too well what you think—he dared you to turn those thoughts into reality. and you're not the kind of person who needs to be asked twice.
your hands were on his back, scratching slightly, urging him to turn to you so you could kiss him. the next minute, your lips were on his, wasting no time before you were shoving your tongue down his throat. your hands went to his head to guide phainon closer to you, nails running through his hair. your touch made him groan in your mouth. his hands on your waist, squeezing you.
phainon’s lips tease yours with soft brushes before switching to a firmer touch, his tongue dancing with yours, licking your mouth feverishly and deep. the temperature quickly rose by a few degrees while you were standing in the hallway and making out.
then pahinon pressed you against the wall, hooking your legs around his waist. your nails dug into his beefy shoulders to find purchase as heat pooled low in your tummy. this position made you press against the bulge in his pants, huge and scorching hot even through fabric. the feeling made you part from his lips and moan as you experimentally ground your hips against his. the friction at your core was delicious; you greedily sped up your pace. and with every move, your nails dug in deeper, leaving crescent moon dents on his skin.
“this design is beautiful,” phainon said, panting heavily from the kiss, his breath hot against your lips, looking at his shoulder where your hand was. “you really went with my suggestion of yellow and purple and made it look so pretty.”
once again you kissed, all tongue and teeth. one of phainon’s hands went under your skirt to your panties to show them to the side. he was strong enough to hold you effortlessly with just one hand. his fingers touched your lust-wetted slit, finding your clit, playing with a sensitive bundle of nerves. he knew very well which pressure to apply, which touches made you unravel. your breathing turned erratic, and your moans echoed through the hallway when he pushed two of his fingers inside your pussy, eagerly exploring your velvet walls.
you wanted even more—wanted to feel him inside, so one of your hands reached and pulled down his sweats enough to free his hard cock. his mushroom tip was already flushed with the prettiest shade of pink, leaking precum; prominent veins on his thick shaft were painfully throbbing, demanding your attention.
“and how do my nails look on your cock?” you asked, wrapping your fingers around his cock, slightly scratching his sensitive skin with your long nails. his loud half-moan, half-whimper was your answer. phainon’s eyes shut tight when he tried to regain his composure. your thumb brushed against his tip as you began working him up and down.
phainon breathed out your name, nose pressing into the crook of your neck as he pulled away your hand from his cock. how much he enjoyed your hands on his cock—right now he wanted your hands on his back and his dick inside your pussy. so you once again put your hands on his shoulders, leaving reddish scratch marks on his pale skin, as he lined himself up and sheathed himself to the hilt inside your wet warmth.
this was your favorite part about getting your nails done.
zodyl loves cumming on your body. it’s ultimate proof of his ownership, his power over you, your body.
you kneel before him. your warm welcome mouth was wrapped around his dick, tongue tracing every pulsing vein on his thick length or circling his leaking tip. your hands were fondling his heavy balls. you know well how to drive him insane with pleasure. so it didn’t take long to push him to the edge. you felt how his thighs tensed, how his cock was pulsing with the need for release.
you could practically feel the bitter taste of his cum on your tongue, but at the last minute zodyl pulled you by your hair, yanking you away from him. for a few seconds, you stared at him in a daze, but he only pumped his cock with low grunts. the veins on his forearms bulged as his fist tightened around his length with one last move as he came hard, thick milky ropes of cum covering your chest and collarbones. he breathed heavily, practically devouring you with his eyes. it made you squeeze your thighs with arousal.
not long after, he grabbed your arm and pulled you and him, his lips capturing yours in a scorching hot, deep kiss. zodyl was never the one to be afraid to taste himself on your tongue. his tongue absolutely dominated yours, you could practically feel him in your throat.
heat left you dazed, that at first you didn’t even notice that his mouth wandered lower, leaving wet kisses and purple teeth-marks on your neck. his tongue gathered drops of his cum, and you couldn’t help but moan loudly, seeing how he swallowed his own release.
one more thing about zodyl: he doesn’t just love cumming on your body, he loves licking his own cum off of you. kink that he is absolutely not ashamed to indulge in. he was getting drunk on combined taste of you and him. his heavy breath became a hot grunt as he left a kiss mark on the crook of your neck. from time to time he withdrew to look at you, to savour how sinful you looked covered in signs of his ownership — both his marks and his cum — and he continued his feast on your body.
his open-mouthed kisses went lower to your breasts, his hands squeezed soft flesh. zodyl shamelessly licked your skin, his mouth captured your nipple, sucking harshly, his teeth grazed sensitive bud, making you grab his hair.
you stared at him as he cleaned you with his tongue, and felt more under his power than ever. you felt yourself so impossibly, utterly his. he felt your stare, so as he switched to your other nipple, giving it the same attention, he met your gaze. his expression was his usual cold mask, but it sends a spark down your spine.
with one final long lick on your skin zodyl finished cleaning you. bewitched, you watched as his cum-covered tongue hid in the cavern of his mouth, and next second you felt it on your own as he kissed you deeply. bitter taste was like a firework on your tastebuds, making you moan against his mouth, making you want to taste it right from the source. and this kiss one more seal of his ownership, his power.
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I don’t think Phainon would dedicate a special moment or make some sort of dramatic show out of telling you his true name. Rather, I think it would just slip out during a heated moment…
Because he doesn't care much for the praises sung to him by the people of Okhema — there, he's Phainon day in and day out. Phainon, the Chrysos Heir. Phainon, the Deliverer. Lord Phainon. Even in the sanctum of the bedroom, as his tongue laps through your slit, you call out to Phainon, the Nameless Hero. Your Phainon of Aedes Elysiae.
"Khaslana," he murmurs, his mouth still against your folds. "My name is Khaslana," he repeats, reminding himself that he, too, has a name.
His voice reverberates deep into your core, and you grind into him, as if your hips had moved on his command. Khaslana, he had said. His name is Khaslana (though you make a note to question him about that later). How beautiful, you think...
"..Khaslana..." Especially as it rolls past your lips in a pitched moan — soft and quivering, as if you were still testing the waters to gauge a response.
His grip tightens, his fingers replying with a promise to bruise the supple skin beneath his hands as he proceeds to hold your legs still. You would think him a man starved, the way it seems to invigorate him as he drives himself further into you — nose bumping against your clit, tongue prodding into your warmth. Your voice breaks in a trail of whimpers, and he thinks perhaps he does have a selfish wish of his own.
"Again," he groans between a particularly assertive run of his tongue. "Say it again."
phainon who wakes up in the middle of the night with cold sweat running down his forehead and clammy hands grasping at the sheets like it's his lifeline.
the first thing he sees is the dark room, blanketed in the moon's dim glow. the smell of fresh grass and elysian wood makes his nose twitch, muscles relaxing just a bit at the familiar scent of home.
the second thing he sees, and looks for, is you. phainon stares, unblinking and focused, watching the way your chest rhythmically falls up and down—and finally, he lets out a breath. one that he didn't even know he was holding.
his heart still trembles, even as he slowly rests his head back onto the pillow.
there's a deep-seated, and nearly irrational, fear of losing it all again — losing you again. he knows it's unhealthy but knowing something is not the same as feeling it.
so phainon silently counts every heartbeat and monitors every flutter of your lashes as you mumble incoherent sentences. he often wonders what you dream about, if it's anything like his—phainon cannot bring himself to ask, scared of the answer you might say.
he wonders if you wake up with a burning ache in your chest too, anxiously looking for something to anchor yourself to reality. he wonders if you also imagine his smile when you find it hard to breath through the tears and anger.
phainon wonders if you'll ever understand how horridly he needs you to be within his sight at all times. a terrible dependence on a fleeting existence—yours, to be exact.
he hopes you never will.
by the time he's reached the two-hundredth hearbeat, he's already fallen back into sleep, face buried in your chest as he softly snores.
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“10 millions and you're my fake boyfriend for a month,” these words echoed like thunder across the ashen detective agency, making even mr. narrator at loss of words.
“what? and why?” ashveil is wide-eyed, staring at you dumbfoundedly. is he really starting to hear things? why are you suggesting that to him? is this a trap? did you really find out about his feelings, which he had tenderly kept in his heart like a sacred stash of snacks in the fridge?
“you will be my disguise,” you stated, pushing him to a wall. ashveil hides a slight blush creeping to his cheeks with his hat. but as usual he quickly got a hold of himself, putting on a mask of careless flirtation.
“oh, then 10 million and a kiss, if we're going to pretend, let's start now, my dear fake girlfriend,”oh, something is going to happen. and he's going all in.
date 1: restaurant disaster
everything about this restaurant screamed fancy: classic music, played by skilled musicians, expensive alcohol, and exquisite dishes. honestly, you were indifferent to all this, but ashveil, despite his bum-detective lifestyle, was pretty fitted in this place and seemed to quite enjoy this all. and even though he was supposed to help you, he was the one who distracted you the most.
“you look so gorgeous, i think i might forget how to breathe when i’m looking at you.” his saccharine words were so distracting, you almost lost sight of your target, hanging on everything he said. perhaps because ashveil's compliments were sincere. you could feel it with every fiber of your being. what is a better disguise than the truth, whispers in your mind were not helpful at all.
before this "date" you told him to talk less so he wouldn't distract you, but now it doesn't matter, because the stream of his compliments was endless. it seemed as though the detective had another case going on at the same time, and you were the target. every sweet word, and every deliberate touch made your head spin.
you didn't even drink alcohol, settling for a fruit smoothie like some kid to not be intoxicated during your mission. but was it only you or has the atmosphere really become so strange? honestly who can you blame? you went to ashveil with such a mission because he is devilishly handsome and, in your opinion, total top 1 boyfriend material (he literally has appeared in your wet dreams more than once, but you'd rather die than say it aloud). and now you have started to doubt your decision—what about your mission if you focused more on protecting your sanity (and heart) from your fake boyfriend's flirtation and not on eliminating your target? your thoughts went miles per second and ashveil still didn't shut up.
“he's really gotten into the role; it's almost cringe,” but with such a third wheel and its annoying comments, the illusion was quickly shattered into pieces. a heavy silence fell. your both expressions turned ugly.
of course, everything had already gone south on your first so-called date. even if ashveil told mr. narrator more than three times to not go with him, this monkey followed him anyway.
it’s as if you've been burned; you've turned away from each other. and your target chooses exactly this moment to turn to you. this commotion caught their attention. luckily, ashveil quickly understood the danger and embraced you, hiding your face with his coat. they noticed you, so it became risky to do anything.
“sorry for this. you don't need to pay for dinner. it's on me,” ashveil says sheepishly as you were leaving the restaurant. “and let me treat you to something nice after.”
date 2: shopping disaster
another fancy place, this time, it was a shopping mall where even a simple scarf would cost a fortune. honestly, you were unsure right up until the last minute whether you should come here. yes, your target has been here quite often, but this place is also not very suitable to carry out your plan.
at that moment, you remembered what mr. narrator had said—that ashveil really gets into character. because he really took the idea of “couple” shopping very seriously, with how he pointed to every other showcase.
“why don't you try this one?” ashveil said, handing you yet another hanger with yet another dress. you had already begun to feel tired.
“do not forget, that's not why we're here,” you murmured, trying to refuse. the bags he was holding were proof that you had already fallen under his spell instead of staying focused on your target.
“but this dress would make you even more stunning,” at this point you didn't even blush anymore, because red became a permanent color of your cheeks.
your heart hammered in your chest, making you wonder if you began to treat it all too seriously. and what else could you be thinking? when ashveil showed up for your date, he flaunted his credit card in front of you, saying he had specifically solved several cases for such a special occasion because he wanted to spoil you a little. you wanted to, but you couldn't bring yourself to remind him that you were in a fake relationship.
“and what about these earrings? they would be a lovely match to your magnificent eyes,” ashveil leaned in close to you, gently brushing your ears. He just wanted to get a better look at how those earrings would look on you, but it all felt too intimate.
flash!
goosebumps from the touch of his gloved hand turned icy when you noticed the camera flash was pointed at you. what the fuck? to make it all a thousand times worse, there was a camera in your faces almost immediately.
“what a cute couple. would the gentleman mind answering one question I have, and i’ll give his beautiful lady a rose?” this damned blogger said, and you itched from the urge to break his camera and to punch his face. it was the greatest fiasco that could happen to your mission.
“why not? but we’re kinda in a hurry,” ashveil flashed a subtle smile at the blogger and squeezed your hand, positioning himself so that the camera doesn't capture your face too clearly. once again he covered you; it began to hurt your galaxy ranger's pride, even if deep inside you didn't so mind him protecting you.
“so the question is, what do you find most attractive about your girlfriend? i mean body part, like boobs, thighs, or ass, what is the most fuckable?”
“her hands. they are pretty capable with different weapons, especially guns. i believe she can easily blow your face out for such questions,” as if to prove ashveil's words, you finally released your irritation in the form of a harsh punch in blogger's stomach.
ashveil laughed, pleased with what you did. but when he saw that the situation had caught the attention of the mall security, he picked you up in his arms in a bridal carry and hurried out. you couldn’t help but laugh too, wrapping your arms around his neck.
“you know, not a single word I said was a lie. i love when you kick asses,” ashveil said when you were in a safe place, sealing his words with a kiss to your knuckles.
you didn’t even notice that you completely forgot about your target.
date 3: street disaster
it was not even a date, just a chance encounter on the street. you just used it as an opportunity to discuss the details of your next "date" and elimination of the target. but somehow it felt like a proper date more than any of those before. your conversation flowed smoothly; you didn't even notice how professional conversation switched to something casual, even close to something intimate. you started talking about your favorite food, his cases, your cosmic voyage, how he almost lost his cane, and more and more. it was pleasant, it made your heart warm, and it made butterflies flutter in your stomach.
as the conversation went on, you found yourselves walking very close together, almost touching your hands. you felt goosebumps down your spine from being close to him, from the scent of his cologne. noisy, colorful world of planarcadia reduced to a bubble just for the two of you.
but this idyllic moment was fleeting. the moment your eyes caught sight of your target’s silhouette, you stopped in your tracks. when ashveil noticed you stopping, he stopped too, but as soon as he followed your gaze, he understood everything. but you didn't manage to do anything, because almost immediately your target turned around, and they started walking toward you.
“hello, y/n! what an unexpected encounter,” ashveil couldn’t help but frown when this sleazy guy approached you two.
this guy may have had a pretty face and fancy clothes, but something about him was deeply unpleasant. as a detective, ashveil was proud of his ability to read people, and his gaze—like he was looking not at you but at something in the middle between a plaything and a piece of meat—was obvious enough to remind him of your words. when you hired him to be your fake boyfriend, you gave him enough details about your target, about this guy.
he was a famous con artist who used his pretty face to seduce rich women for their money. you didn’t give a shit about him until he decided to take a chance with you. and even though you easily put him in his place, things changed quite a bit after that. one of his victims, seeking revenge, hired you to settle the score with him. and just when you decided to kill two birds with one stone—make some money and have some fun while crushing the scammer's ego one more time—he found quite a protector for himself, some ipc’s big shot who was head over heels for him. you underestimated the situation, so you had to come up with an excuse on the spot to cover your retreat. that's how this situation with the fake boyfriend came about.
“truly, what an unexpected encounter,” you flashed him a smile as you leaned in to ashveil, your eyes scanning the street to know if he was alone or with his partner.
“how did you manage to get even more beautiful in such a short time?” when he took your hand to kiss the back of your palm, you had no idea what he was doing. it seemed as though
it seemed as though you’d parted on a bitter note, and his current partner should have been more than enough to satisfy his thirst for power and money. what is with all this flirting now? and this kiss felt as if you just touched shit.
but ashveil understood everything better. this guy tried to heal his bruised ego with an attempt to snitch you from your boyfriend.
“so why don't we go somewhere right now to catch up?” upon hearing such words full of shallow boldness, ashveil simply took your hand in his and deliberately wiped his kiss off your hand, looking that guy straight in the eye.
yes, his words were just rubbish, but that kiss made him want to throw a punch. it was disgusting for ashveil to look at how this piece of trash touched you. it was not about jealousy but about the fact that he made you feel. this guy was just not worthy to be jealous over. but ashvail was not a type of fistfight in the middle of the street. and he knew very well that it could ruin your plan. and judging by a look that you gave him, ashveil was certain you had a plan.
“not now, how about a double date? at planarcadia spaceship club?” when ashveil heard that name, he was quite shocked. how did you get access to those places? because it made even the guy involved with ipc’s big shot wide-eyed.
“right now, i’m on a date with my darling,” and you kissed ashveil. it was like a wildfire, like a tidal wave, like an electric charge. cocktail of feelings—ashveil knew—that goes not very well with all this ‘fake’ dating.
and, oh, right now he was jealous. because of the possibility of you choosing someone else for the role of your fake boyfriend, the possibility of you kissing someone else.
date 4: spaceship club disaster
planarcadia spaceship club was legendary with outrageous initiation fees, strict dress codes, a luxurious clubhouse, and a gourmet restaurant. it was not only a place to dock billion-credit spaceships but also a place where you can enjoy luxury and make new, useful connections. you received an invitation for two to that place solely thanks to the lady who commissioned you.
you felt kind of out of place here, but ashveil was surprisingly natural. despite him being a bum detective, you could easily believe that he owns one of the spaceships here. and you were glad because it held key importance in your plan to obtain information that would lead to your target’s downfall. actually, when you first saw him in his new suit with an elegant cane, you had to remind yourself to not ogle too much.
but you quickly regained your focus on the target when it was time to set the traps. despite at first you being against ashveil helping you more than being your fake boyfriend, you had to admit his idea about meeting with another scammer’s victim here was quite useful. the plan was simple — take the con artist to the place where one of his exes was and make him nervous, and at the same time, use this to get information out of her.
it worked much better than you expected. his ex was so spiteful that you were surprised it wasn't her who hired you to ruin his life. so she gladly shared all the dirty details of his scam schemes. her presence also made the con man nervous. he, who loved being the center of attention, stayed nervously in the corner of the room, almost hiding behind his current “girlfriend”.
it went all too smoothly, so some kind of disaster was inevitable. as soon as you stepped out of the spaceship, you stumbled on a step, and your stiletto heel caused you to fall. luckily for you, ashveil was here to catch you.
“careful here,” you could feel his body warmth through your silky dress, sending shivers down your spine. thoughts you’d been pushing away all week after the kiss have now flooded your mind.
“y-yes…” you were reminded that since that day nothing had been the same for you. you were hyperconscious about every touch, every word said in his velvet baritone. your crush that you treated as something in between a joke and a wet dream turns out to be very, very real.
“it reminded me about our first meeting,” you heard his whisper right into your ear when he picked you up in his arms to carry you bridal style and take you to the nearest bench. “not such a fancy place, just some underground spaceship docks. you were looking for your first job as a galaxy ranger.”
his words left you puzzled, because did he really remember that time when you were just a rookie? it was both embarrassing and pleasant. pleasant that even then you—clumsy as you were—managed to catch his attention.
“and back then you helped me fix my broken gun, just like you're helping me with my broken heels now,” you chuckled when ashveil took off your shoes and started massaging your tired feet. only now did you realize just how exhausting the evening in heels had been for you.
“well, i’m always glad to help a pretty lady,” ashveil looked straight into your eyes while placing a light kiss on your ankle. and you realized that it was no coincidence that he remembered that incident. because right now in his eyes there were only you and the flame similar to one burning inside your heart.
date 5: gala (successful) disaster
ashveil played a huge role in the final part of your plan too. if he hadn't gotten an invitation to the gala, the spectacular climax—with the con artist's true colors finally revealed—would have had to be postponed indefinitely. it was either that or compromise and scale back the finale. if spaceships club was fancy, this place was even more luxurious. even the wine they served here cost a fortune. it was a place meant for the richest and the most famous.
classical music was playing, and ashveil asked you to dance. to the graceful rhythms, he spun you around, holding you close almost intimately. once again, his scent intoxicated you more than any wine, tempting you to press closer and feel more. and his hot gaze, which lingered on your lips, made you almost feel as if he kissed you.
he spun you one more time, and before you knew it, you found yourselves center stage. he elegantly took the microphone from the singer and said:
“dear guests, i have an important announcement for you. there is a despicable liar among us,” after ashveil spoke, the projector on the wall—which had been showing footage from various corners of space—began displaying recordings of your target’s romantic schemes.
the part of the plan you’d been most nervous about had arrived: stepping onto the stage and publicly revealing all of his deeds. but being in ashveil's embrace reassured you. you spoke dramatically, changing your tone to stress different situations. all the guests at the gala fell so silent that it seemed as though you could be heard even without a microphone. and in this silence, the echo of the slap across the con artist’s face rang out loud and clear. the perfect ending to your speech.
and as if to heighten the dramatic effect, the echo had barely died down when the doors burst open and several dozen ipc soldiers entered the hall.
“time to spice up everything a little bit,” ashveil leaned to your ear. “see i had one more case at that time, even though yours was more important. i needed to prove that woman's crimes, and you were a huge help. you made everything a whole lot easier.”
it turned out that ipc’s big shot was accused of embezzling a particularly large sum of money. and pearl herself entrusted ashveil with the investigation.
“we’re great partners,” you smirked, and ashveil couldn’t fight the urge to kiss that smirk. his lips were immediately on yours; the kiss tasted of adrenaline and something true, like a long-awaited confession. he leaned more into your space, and in response you slipped your tongue into his mouth.
“indeed, we’re a power couple. i just hope we’re no longer ‘fake,’” his quiet laugh sent goosebumps that turned into electric charge when his hand moved from the small of your back to your waist. “will my lovely lady dance with me?”
the classical music continued to play, creating a strange resonance with the sounds of gunfire and the guests’ screams.
“of course, my dear gentleman,” one more kiss, and you accepted his invitation, your hands intertwined.
ashveil led you in a dance amidst the chaos. graceful steps and spins, hot bodies pressed close together; you, for whom all this cacophony is the sweetest melody imaginable. adrenaline coursed through your veins, setting your blood ablaze. hah, a dance amidst the chaos—the perfect start to a relationship.
phainon x gn!reader fluff, set post-ampho in a perfect world, cipher meddling, pre-relationship.
"and why do you have such a large plushie of phainon?" you stare down at the toy that cipher has thrust into your arms.
its likeness to him is uncanny; from the strands of his snowy hair to his overly complicated outfit that was hand designed by aglaea, every component of phainon was captured so well that this truly looked like a one-to-one replica. whoever designed and produced him has obviously put great care into his design.
except...
"why is he crying?"
little fabric tears dot his eyes and its small frown really makes it seem as though he's truly upset.
"don't judge a book by its cover, little y/n!" the titan of trickery scolds, "this one was the most popular! i stole him off the shelves just for you because he was one of a kind, everyone in planarcadia was a fiend for this specific one."
"you got one just for me?" you ask, looking up at her with a puzzled expression. "why me?"
"don't act like you don't want it, dear y/n."
you glance away, embarrassment creeping up your neck. you regret telling her about your (huge) crush on the hero. "do they enjoy watching people cry or something?"
"i don't know and don't care, i'm still waiting on a thanks, you know."
"thank you, cipher," you hold the soft plushie against your chest, "i'm glad i have an adorable version of phainon now."
she chuckles, "you should give plushienon a kiss to cheer him up!"
"don't call him plushienon, and i'm not kissing a toy!"
"aww, c'mon, it's just the deliverer boy, what's wrong with that?"
"it's embarrassing and juvenile!" you murmur, hiding behind the tufts of white hair.
"it's embarrassing to show the love of your life some affection?" she pouts, dramatising a pout. "this isn't even him, what will you do when it is the real deal?"
"fine!" you huff. "i'll kiss him!"
she giggles, satisfied. you press a fleeting kiss to his covered forehead, the fabric soft underneath your lips. you don't linger long, getting ready to sass cipher with a quip, but the words die on your tongue when you notice something unbelievable.
the small frown and teary blues that plushienon previously had have morphed into a beaming smile and bright eyes, the sudden change catching you off guard.
what is this elation magic- you swear he was crying before!
"little y/n, you look like you've seen a ghost! what's wrong?" cipher asks as she studies your expression with great amusement. "surely kissing him can't be that unenjoyable-"
you turn him around, "why is he happy all of a sudden?"
she begins cackling, her tail whipping. "oh my! i didn't know this thing was going to be true to life!"
"did you do something to him? you didn't use your trickery powers, did you?" you ask wildly, looking at him again to make sure that he was still smiling- and indeed he was. in fact, it seems as though he's grinning wider.
"this is brilliant! wow, i didn't think the deliverer's obnoxiously obvious affection for you would transcend into inanimate versions of himself as well!" the demigod is beside herself now, holding her stomach with tangible glee.
"hey! what do you mean affection? and obvious?"
"you'd find out if you just show him!"
"no!" you shriek, holding the big plushie to your chest now as your flustered cries get hidden by the bustling nature of okhema's markets. "i'm not showing phainon anything!"
an all-too-familiar voice pipes up from beside you. "why not?"
this is the worst day of your life. phainon absolutely can not see you holding a large plushie of him, and he can not know that you discovered it had the ability to change expressions as soon as you kissed its fabric-covered forehead.
cipher, however, had other plans.
"deliverer boy," she greets, "you have many fans outside amphoreus, did you know that? while i was in planarcadia, i found this!"
she gestures to the plushie that you have pressed against your chest. for a moment, the two stare at you expectedly. it is with great embarrassment that you reveal the item in your arms, unable to make eye contact with the white-haired before you.
"is that me?" he questions, "am i… crying?"
"isn't it so cute? wouldn't you agree, y/n?" cipher prods.
"i don't think it's cute because it's crying!" you murmur, trying to defend what is left of your dignity.
"so you think it's cute because it's lord phainon?"
"cipher!" you wish the ground could swallow you whole.
"anyways, what's more important is that y/n has found an interesting discovery by kissing plushie-you's forehead. why don't you show the great hero of amphoreus?"
you frown, the heat in your cheeks now unbearable. with a grumble, you turn around so that your back was towards the pair, not allowing either of them to see you peck the plushie's forehead. turning around, its frown has now transformed into a beaming smile, delight completely painting over its previously-woeful expression.
phainon is quiet for a moment and you brace for the worst, your heart thumping wildly in your ears as you wait for him to be offended or disgusted by your discovery.
instead, it is him who completely rips the carpet from underneath your feet.
"interesting, they've captured me scarily accurately…"
^ these are the plushies if anyone was curious/has not seen them