No Fuck Boys Allowed

michelle williams the actress should have been forced to pick another name.

im she

I’m Mika.

SHE RAN AWAY IM DEAD

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

tonight’s mood is the deep desire to be held close in a dimly lit room, covered in blankets while rain is softly falling outside

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

ROGER PLEASE

I swear every time I reblog this something good happens to me

Just in case lol

what if your mortician was gay

my aesthetic is the direct opposite of minimalism and its called clutterbitch

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

me when im hungry

“This was at a Know Your Meme party at the Museum of the Moving Image in NYC. They had a gallery of memes hanging on the wall. I noticed my wife was wearing a red dress so I suggested she pose in front of the girl in the photo. While I was taking her picture someone came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in it, so I hopped in. Then the girl in blue walked up and said, “Hey! Let me be the other girl!” The whole thing was spontaneous and random, and of course it happened on the one day in my life I’m not wearing a plaid shirt.“ (x)

if u told me in 2008 that in 2018 there would be a know your meme party AT A MUSEUM and not in some fedora-wearing-pony-fuckers basement i would have instantly burst into flames like a phoenix and be reborn as someone who could handle this

Me introducing myself

“I’m not legally allowed to talk about who I am”