Hampter-Nicky

im explosion lover so its very pretty

Flowery fighting for his life to get Asgore to notice him just to see his stupid ass twin brother Yellow bagging the hottest kindest most beautiful guy in the universe and they cant keep their hands off eachother and theres always some new sappy romance plotline going on. If it were me then id be trying to kms Yellow style. They are all like "Flowery whats wrong?" while they are practically sitting in eachothers laps and he cant even get Asgore to look at him even after taking on the form of his secret gay college lover. (Rudy. We all know) Id turn to alcoholism tbh. Someone get this guy a beer and a grinder account NOW!!!!

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

In a single sentence, no less.

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd