i made a mistake

deadbeat group chat member

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

reading scarlettrose’s shane traumatic brain injury fic and already crying sooo much my god my shane my ilya who loves him so much 😫😫😫

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

i saw a post earlier today and now i can’t find it but someone was like the only reason i get through studying is by saying “let’s go steal a grade” where they just imagine they’re doing research for a leverage con and they have to know all the information to pull it off successfully. I’m at my internship rn and i found the original score for the og show and redemption and let me tell you i have never been more productive

Replace imposter syndrome with the conman method! You're a fraud, and you're such a competent fraud that the mark is never going to realize what hit them until the gloat.