is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child

like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink it but only if its super sweet n has a ton of milk

rb w/ if ur oldest, middle, or youngest child and how u feel about coffee

Youngest but I prefer flat whites or straight espresso 🤷‍♀️

this is how people 5'4" and under unload the washer

reblog with your sign + if you’re a denim jacket, a leather jacket or a bomber jacket person it for science

Gemini/leather jacket 🤷‍♀️

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Ahheecuivedzfaagudsegnjgxzafh!!!!

The complexity of the natural world cannot be contained in neat little societal boxes. Stop using science to justify your bigotry.

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?” *matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”

@garnier-fx there’s another one! 

Red bubble for fandom goodies and tons of stickers, society6 for that cool desert landscape shower curtain and print for your tiny apartment.

literally a ‘what is your star wars name’ meme

Urht Run

Olon Rab

Lsrs Rem

Arfo Rish

Inly Rte

Irne Roa

Here are some ADORABLE pictures of Flying Foxes that will make your day!

if u have pets, reblog this what u call them besides their name

My pupper is named Max, AKA Maxie, bubby, maxamillion, fluffernutter, maxi-baby, etc

How many Fannibals are there on Tumblr?

almost 3k Fannibals, nice!

Fannibal 5 Eva

i’m scared of walgreens

when i went to america i really Did not like walgreens. it’s not like real life in there it is something else. first of all i entered and the checkout guy goes “welcome to walgreens, again and again and again” it was weird and unnerving and not welcoming at all. then the next thing was they had big mirrors along the back wall of the store and i thought that the store was double the size and i was like how is it so big in here when it wasn’t this big outside, when walgreens was really just playing mined games with me. also that’s where i discovered that in america u don’t have the tax included in the price of the item and that’s fucked up and disgusting and rly added to why i fear walgreens

Obviously made the mistake of going to shadow walgreens

shadow walgreens engulfed all locations 15 years ago. Shadow walgreens is walgreens

I feel like an attempt should at least be made to make a distinction between the two so that the brave men and women who gave their lives defending walgreens from the encroaching nothingness didnt die/dissapear from the euclidian plane in vain. But fuck me i guess

I’m terrified of Rite Aid, honestly. Everyone I’ve been at has a creepy low ceiling, shadowy haunted shelves and one person working at most. I’ve literally gotten spooked and given up on the Cheetos I️ wanted so desperately when I️ was unable to find another living person in the building and began to think I’d wandered into some evil mirror world or a slasher flick. Set the Cheetos down gently and just booked it.

This is an acephobia free zone <3

o'course :)

IM LAUGHING

Reblogging both because this is an ace safe space, and for Cornflake.

Ace-space! JOIN US!