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auxphono

Please please please don't click those phishing texts

auxphono

neenarchive

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

neenarchive

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

whitepeopletwitter

the-only-useful-lesbian

I do not remember liking this, but clearly past me has good taste

fangirltofangod

I’m experiencing such joy thinking about how excited youd get when you hear the sound of hooves coming down your street - it’s the post!! It’s coming!!

Like an icecream truck response but for mail

somethingusefulfromflorida

“I do declare, I have me here a parcel for ya.”

ukulelekatie

bloody-monstrous-wolf

wizardposting666

People in the replies are being morons so let's maybe be clear: from what I understand, getting your passport updated is sort of like the be-all end-all of identification, and PASSPORTS DO NOT NEED EVIDENCE OR LEGAL DOCUMENTATION TO CHANGE THE GENDER MARKER.

This guy was trying to do this person a fucking solid during a time when all this shit could be outlawed in the very near future.

I would encourage people to maybe shut the fuck up and stop assuming the worst in cishet people who are just trying to make our lives safer and easier?????

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johnnyslittleanimalblog

A traffic camera in Montreal

strigimorphaes

I'm pretty sure that's an owl actually

unabashedchaosdelusion

Actually reminds me of a time an owl almost attacked me

#then i stared into its soul and it stared into mine and then it said fuck that and flew away

johnnyslittleanimalblog

A traffic camera in Montreal

strigimorphaes

I'm pretty sure that's an owl actually

gaymageclub

yes hello i would like to emphasize this

disgust is not a moral issue

makingmenauseous

Look me in the eyes and tell me im worth something

sarahseeandersen

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

"BUT I WANNA HOP"

a-blessing-of-ravens

Let the funky little death omen hop down the street

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

<3 Living their best life <3

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tinyyellowflowers-blog

Menswear guy’s ability to own is so powerful he even owns himself.

wintercalamity

more menswear guy

citadelofthestars

if you have the words WOOL SOCKS on your label and then the percentage of wool is 3% and plastic material is 97% I should be able to hunt you for sport

funnytwittertweets

reblogabyssvoidhole

constance-mcentee-deactivated20

IMAGE DESCRITPION: A tweet by Twitter user @RawBeanCoal reads, “hug other women slightly off center so our boobs fit together like puzzle pieces.”

This is followed by a series of replies and tags which read as follows…

#i hug them straight on so my boobs can establish dominance

#i prefer head on like a car crash. make the boobies kiss

we could be doing this with balls, no homo even

#i’m usually taller so I press mine above and get a tiddie shelf

My wife calls it “Titris”

it’s called titrus thanks

#titrus

villainessbian

RESTORING LOST MEDIA

lilhumbleloser

Can I please stop waking up

deadbeatfox

"What's wrong?" Everything. Everything is wrong.

antimony-ore

Even Mr. Right?

unabashedchaosdelusion

Especially Mr. Right...

antimony-ore

Even you?

unabashedchaosdelusion

Even more than Mr. Right

antimony-ore

Hey guess what...

antimony-ore

You're not having that pity party anymore are you?

unabashedchaosdelusion

It wasn't a pity party it is a *downward spiral*

unabashedchaosdelusion

Dang they blocked me....

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deadbeatfox

"What's wrong?" Everything. Everything is wrong.

antimony-ore

Even Mr. Right?

unabashedchaosdelusion

Especially Mr. Right...

antimony-ore

Even you?

unabashedchaosdelusion

Even more than Mr. Right