Too busy being colorblind to care

This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn't have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with

You're telling me an Ocean Eleven'd this casino?

first day in the time loop i suspect nothing

second day in the time loop i still suspect nothing

third day in the time loop i realize that it has been tuck him in tuesday for 72 hours

fourth day in the time loop i realize that spending money has no long term consequence. i go to waffle house 15 times

fifth day in the time loop i am now sick of waffle house. i look up how much horses cost

sixth day in the time loop i buy a horse. i dont know how to ride it

seventh day in the time loop i buy the same horse again and watch youtube tutorials on horse riding

eighth day in the time loop i buy the same horse again and i am getting better at riding it

ninth day in the time loop. i once again buy the same horse. i can ride it successfully. it seems to know me

tenth day in the time loop i buy the same horse and ride it to waffle house. i feed it hashbrowns and sweet tea

This is one of the best running gags in cinematic history

“stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it

so many areas have been un-wetlanded and we need to re-wet them. if there is an area that makes a big puddle for days every time it rains everyone wants to make a channel to make the water go away faster. but actually that solution creates muddy polluted water flowing rapidly into the streams. the real solution is to dig a wide shallow pit to become a pond and make the water hang out for longer so it can become the cattails' and rushes' home. make sure to make the edges a gradual slope so the frogs can get in easily btw

ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

I’m not “getting too in the weeds” I’m “enthusiastically exploring my native flora”

Fish?????? How??????