i too was made of the true earth

postmodern furry roleplay scenario

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

There is… a lot going on here.

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

Before you stand 2 ox. One ox always lies. The other always tells the truth.

i just became a brand ambassador for a 1,000 year old sacred grove

There's that insult that's like "you're old + you're doing Young People Things and it's cringe", i.e. "some 38-year-old woman on Twitter who reads only YA romance", "you're a 36-year-old white dude with a podcast", and I gotta tell ya it's been bleakly funny watching the ages creep upwards over time so the dunkers can avoid dunking on themselves.