i too was made of the true earth

For Three Days I Been Stuck In This Desart With No Fucking Water Or Goth Girls

“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

that’s kamala harris

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

I SAID HOLD STILL

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

Sorry I lied im not normal i actually want to eat your heart and you eat mine