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Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw

seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire

Burger queen divorced him

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat