you're goin' in the drink

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

i think you could reach escape velocity on pluto by just jumping really hard

THWE DRAMATIC PAUSE IN THE SUN GRAVITY HAD ME

reminiscing on when i went cave diving a couple years back & another dude who was in there was playing minecraft music out of his backpack so i just heard c418 slowly approaching me from within an actual cave. shoutout to that guy

i briefly experienced what it was like to be steve for real for about 4 minutes

posts funnier with timestamps on

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

Mint is designed in a way that makes it easy to switch over from Windows, in terms of graphic user interface and usability.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

Now THAT'S one fine use of opposable thumbs and free will!

House of Leaves fans, lend me your theories. How much do you think that the Book is true? This is totally not me taking data.