you're goin' in the drink

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

My uncle is really into warhammer and would win every miniature painting competition he was in. I have not very steady hands and he saw me messing up my nail polish for prom. He sat with me and carefully painted my nails and that moment meant so much to me all these years later.

somehow i still get surprised every time i see fandom take a guy who canonically has relationships with and genuinely loves women in a romantic way and makes him exclusively gay to validate their ship as being somehow more truer/purer/better than the het ship instead of just. letting him be bi and still like women just not this time. like what do we say, fandom? everyone say it with me: sorry women!

"it is what it is," he coped seethingly

mostly missing me but i know a bunch of folks that are right in the path 🥰 enjoy it for me, my lovelies!

Holding my blorbo up by the scruff of her neck to show her to you

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???

'A popular fanfic author stopped updating her fic because she said that the stress of being constantly falsely accused of using AI was a witch hunt and it was destroying her mental health to the extent that she needed to take a break from writing, leading to multiple online discussions defending her and debates about AI accusations and how You Can't Really Tell So Leave Her Alone, and then someone realised that there were Claude coding artefacts in her fics and that it was a super pervasive problem in that particular fandom, proven definitively by looking at the source coding of each work on AO3, and she denied it for a bit but then ultimately admitted that oopsie, she had been using genAI all along, and then she deleted all of her fics off AO3 and people got mad because they were being denied access to their favourite fics, even though they now knew definitively that they were genAI slop, and then it turned out that she'd actually stopped updating the fic on AO3 in the first place because she'd been shopping it around to agents and editors as an original work with the serial numbers filed off, and she'd been in conversations with a publisher which ultimately got dropped because she'd lied to them about her AI use' oh cool, so we're in Hell, then

Can't wait to watch a 3 hour youtube video on whatever the fuck happened here in a year or so

robots that are bad at self care. robots that procrastinate cleaning their vents and download too many files and refuse to organise their hard drive and then spend all day complaining about being hot and tired and low on processing space. robots that are adhd icons.......

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

happy one year of this post. and from the bottom of my heart. i did not know what i wrought

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use