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ollielephant

cumonthevoid

none pizza with left beef

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It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

babymarkers

ive missed you

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Hm. *debunks you*

Grrrr... >:(

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What the fuck

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This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

beyonceisstraight

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe

I’ve seen this cursed post so many times over the years, and yet I STILL have zero context for it

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hayleyhearts

Is he...you know.... [Spanish dubbed]?

cocaineteas

thereallifeprincess

I’m screaming hjgjcmjddkjfvmnhf

candyfornia

me in a crisis

transjemder

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

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conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

rockandrollchick29

soggydenim

sodomymcscurvylegs

Okay, but she’s fucking KILLING IT? 👌

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nora-adora

Kidding (2018)

This is called

Shaynas Sequence

arkham

a lot of people are tagging this with “film” and “movies” or talking about the magic of moviemaking but i really want to point out that Kidding is a TV show.

i feel it’s important to make this distinction because there’s a common (sometimes subconscious) thought that TV is a lesser form of digital art compared to film, but television, especially recently, has been phenomenal and it deserves proper credit as a storytelling medium, as well as a craft just as capable of amazing work like this

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pissvortex

cool we’re at the book burning part

jameswebbelscope

Holy propaganda

All that's missing from this is a line at the end saying "Glory to our dear Supreme Leader"

annullo13

He's a fascist tyrant, in case you needed any additional proof

porterr-robinson

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mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

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I went to the dentist today and when they were doing x-rays and sticking things in my mouth, the technician laughed and said that I was the fastest/easiest patient she ever had because most people gag or choke on the tools they use and I was just sitting in that chair like

jackmeister

Another made up story for notes~!

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… anyway, here’s a really embarrassing selfie I took earlier that day when I was in the chair after they numbed the hell out of my face. As far as the story goes, I’m not funny enough to come up with that on my own. Looks like someone’s just jealous ‘cause they gag on the dental tools.

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