kung pow penis

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

hey wait a second. im alive & can experience things

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?