Do the schemes make any sense? Uhhhhhhh

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On the one paw I don't get it on the other I like torment

THERE WERE BONES IN MY SOUP

oh no

I find the prospect of a little slugcat running about the rainforest in a panic because of the constant slight drizzle absolutely hilarious. Every instinct in their brain is screaming “THE RAIN OF DOOM AND DESPAIR IS COMING!!!” But it never actually becomes a threat. Even a full monsoon would be easy living compared to the rain of its natural habitat.

TECHNICALLY! Most slugcats live in outer expanse! With harmless rain and a day and night cycle! (Unless they live in sunken pier.) So most of them would probably do fine!

I find the prospect of a little slugcat running about the rainforest in a panic because of the constant slight drizzle absolutely hilarious. Every instinct in their brain is screaming “THE RAIN OF DOOM AND DESPAIR IS COMING!!!” But it never actually becomes a threat. Even a full monsoon would be easy living compared to the rain of its natural habitat.

What the fuck? Nothing?! Where’s my serotonin?! /j

Where’s the life guard?

It doesn’t work because it already has period cramps. Why do you think it’s so pissed?

That mushroom’s gonna fucking starve.

stars how the hell do people become alcoholics. this shit sucks.

Fucking mood

EVERYONE TAKE COVER!!!!

Therapy update: I have come to the realization that the insurmountable lack of motivation may stem from the fact that I am incredibly lonely, and yearn for the touch of another. I am now going to take a nap. Hopefully I will feel better after that.

I have napped, I have eaten, I am feeling better. I might delete the above post later cause frankly after rereading it I want to curl up in a hole until people forget it ever existed.