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#jd vance #vance memes #us politics #political discourse

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xabura

Only in the ATLA fandom will people get called "delusional" and accused of supporting a "crack ship" for liking a pairing that was teased at in the franchise and actually considered by the writers.

udon-poodles

im sorry, maybe it's because I'm a zoomer quickly approaching 30, but there are mother fuckers still getting into actual shipping discourse? like fr?

anew-jackson

>live in isolated mountain kingdom

>build magnificent white temples

>unusually tall healthy and long-lived

>keep genealogical records stretching back generations

>young opt to travel across the world of men as emissaries to mankind

>avoid alcohol, tobacco, coffee

>no facial hair, blond, and almost unnervingly calm

>outsiders whisper about mysterious temple rituals and strange beliefs

>somehow possess terrifying administrative power

>pic unrelated

>be mormons

udon-poodles

you think like Elrond would have chest hair due to his mannish traits - i feel like baby girl would have chest hair

miss-rum-hee

This is a literary wishlist from a publishing agent......

madame-helen

anew-jackson

sorry about all the taco bell references, the explosive diarrhea parasite, annihilating bowels across the midwest, has been (unsurprisingly) traced back to taco bell 😔

and as a heavily pregnant woman, i feel like this is personally unfair to me, i deserve a spicy potato soft taco like the amerimutt irshmen i am

so true though i prefer the nacho fries :3

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quonunc

Can I get away with having both an Admiral York and an Admiral London in my story even though it has nothing to do with British admiralty

udon-poodles

yes, if Frank Herbert put a character named Duncan Idaho in Dune, you can have an Admiral York and London

anew-jackson

😍 israeli shawties slopping the goys?

basederer

gladiochud

Right wing politics: "my goyslop used to be served to me by a white person now it's served by a brown person, this is why Hitler was right"

anew-jackson

udon-poodles

okay but like, my goyslop was better when it was served to me by my countrymen

i would rather be speaking german rn than get my slop from the sub 80 IQ somali rapist who happens to be performing the greater jihad by taking all the taco bell jobs from our pimpled teens

Brad Christian McWhiterson, down the street, should be the food service champion at the taco bell, not Abdul, with his 4 wives and 18 kids living in section 8

anew-jackson

our glorious goyslop vs their deplorable cringe

udon-poodles

unironically, having grown up in Detroit and now living in the countryside, the goyslop hits different when it's made by the local teens and white crackheads

we're talking a quality spicy potato soft taco

Right wing politics: "my goyslop used to be served to me by a white person now it's served by a brown person, this is why Hitler was right"

anew-jackson

udon-poodles

okay but like, my goyslop was better when it was served to me by my countrymen

i would rather be speaking german rn than get my slop from the sub 80 IQ somali rapist who happens to be performing the greater jihad by taking all the taco bell jobs from our pimpled teens

Brad Christian McWhiterson, down the street, should be the food service champion at the taco bell, not Abdul, with his 4 wives and 18 kids living in section 8

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boomer-mythology-destroyer

thememedaddy

idratherhavefreedom

correctopinionhaver

problematic generation gap relationship: he's a millennial, she's zoomer (they're only 1 year apart in age)

ratscullion

@udon-poodles

udon-poodles

me and my husband - who is a filthy harry potter mill*nnial and i will never let him forget it, if only he could be as enlightened and chudded out as me, a zoomer

masterrainbowcat

Li Shang voice: Can’t believe I was following a zoomer.

boomer-mythology-destroyer

udon-poodles

by the end, its purpose isn't to manipulate you - its purpose is to demoralize

Chuds on Twitter are so funny

They’ll be like ‘brith control is evil, abortion is bad, you should have as many babies as possible, and constantly put out for your husband’ but if a woman over 35 gets pregnant she’s going to destroy the white race by breeding into existence an army of autistic down syndrome babies

#chuds #twitter #shit post

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calllynx

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

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