everything happens to me

Spongebob didn’t swallow cum or eat ass or have clinical depression or any of this stuff on these memes he loved his friends and making krabby patties

why is this in past tense spongebob is still alive 

It’s in past tense because he does all of that now

OMG YOU WERE NOT “BUSTED” YOU WERE NOT “CRINGE” YOU WERE NOT UGLY YOU WERE TWELVE YOU WERE TWEEEEELLLLLVEEEE

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

whatever you do on summer nights do not think about how everything is fleeting