Space Loser

She’s picking him up from kitten school and he’s telling her about his day

BABY

I WANT

@electrichandyman

The cat has claimed him and he has accepted. The pact is sealed.

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

i taught my boss the meaning and usage of “yeet” after i accidentally let it slip in the office and a day later he walks up to my desk and says “i just yeeted you an email” with a completely straight face and i nearly bowled over

this just made my day

Me trying to avoid late night thoughts

Spaghetti

spaghetti is stored in the tree.

Lmfao

This post honestly keeps getting better

my family has called this playing under cover monster :3

Doing this with an 18lb Norwegian was fraught with risk - his fangs and claws were in proportion to the rest of him and the duvet cover wasn’t made of kevlar…

this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude

the most iconic moment in musical history is during a very potter musical when Voldemort jumps out of the cauldron and takes the first step and you hear that he’s wearing tap shoes and you just Know what’s coming