Quark

He’s so flappy…….this made me cry

I both hate and love this so much

If this ain’t me

college professor: i’m rejecting your evolutionary biology thesis me: wtf why dude college professor: you added “(lmao)” every time you mentioned the species Homo Erectus

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

Reblog if you support wlw astronauts getting it on at 0 gravity

In space no one can hear lesbians scream

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

can I volunteer to be a penguin

I love everything about this post.

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

Because of my undying love for penguins I am required to reblog this, that is all

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Killed without hesitation

How to make a story better: add dragons

How to make it even better: Add dragons you don’t have to kill.

You’re promoted

Best Idea, make the dragon the protagonist.

The prodragonist

you’re all scalies

who among us has not wanted to stride down a big hallway in a fancy period gown yelling “fuck fuck fuck”

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets