Giving in

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

im so hungry i could eat a meal

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

@blubushie

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

Making eye contact with you across tumblr.

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

I love the face of a woman having the time of her life.

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister