💫Flung Out Of Space💫

ask me “are you into ____” and I’ll say yes or no

Gandalf: “Oh, that? That’s my friend Gwaihir, the Lord of the Eagles.” Gandalf: “And this is my friend Shadowfax, Lord of All Horses.” Gandalf: “And here’s my buddy GIlbert, Lord of Nematodes.” 

Gandalf: “Now that is Sauron, the Lord of the Rings. He is not my friend.”

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

me in a job interview: first of all, im baby, so write that down

Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice

Bitch better not

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