mothman's secret blog

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

Today’s your lucky day

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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

I bet she has no grip game

Pussy like a flat tire

mouth game tho? you know those gums could kill a man

This site is going to start a world war

keeping up with the mcr tour is like keeping up with sports but for gay people

What doesn’t kill me gives me kinks that are difficult to explain

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?

So is a man topping another man straight

It is the nature of mankind that every once in awhile, someone will reinvent Athenian concepts of sexuality.

because i just saw someone on my dash making fun of small penises/erectile disfunction here is your periodic reminder that bodyshaming does nothing to people who won't see it and all it does is let people you know know that you think x feature is ugly and gross so don't fucking do it kthxbye ✌️

Can people reblog this one actually especially people who dont have dicks

[id: tags that read: #lmk if fine to add but it’s genuinely so exhausting the whole small dick talk or micropenis shit esp bc its intersexist too and its just- #- never been funny. Like sorry your brains been so media washed but your literally just a dipshit nobody wants to hang out with #like. theres the whole forced mutilation debacle and then again the mentioned now everyone knows you find this trait ugly #its just :[ /end]