PSIONIC YURI WARRIOR

Dialectics is when you agree with both of your mutuals who disagree with each other

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

reminiscing on when i went cave diving a couple years back & another dude who was in there was playing minecraft music out of his backpack so i just heard c418 slowly approaching me from within an actual cave. shoutout to that guy

i briefly experienced what it was like to be steve for real for about 4 minutes

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?