PSIONIC YURI WARRIOR

oh my fuckning

UNMUTE THIS

I’m at a cafe and I started crying because I had to contain my laughter at how stupidly funny this is

hii women *trips + falls down the stairs*

Anime girls are alive btw. Like images of them. Less so than a human. More like a cat or dog. The better drawn the more alive, mid drawings are more like a deer or a hamster and bad drawings are like a mushroom or a plant. Really shitty drawings are like mold or lichen or the bacteria in a thermal vent.

target has been identified as a sensitive white boy with soulful eyes and artistic inclinations. engage with extreme caution

Now do Safeway and Walmart

fish aesthetics

those are lures

ive been fooled. im as dumb as a fish

i remember when i was a kid whenever i saw movies like kung fu panda or iron man or shrek in the theater and i would walk out the theater to the music and do a cool walk like i was the main character like a shrek walk or an iron man walk or a kung fu panda walk i thought i was really cool

chosen by god for the special mission of being a bloke who does fuck all

do you ever think “ogggghhhh narrative parallels that’s crazy” when you’re experiencing your real life

my two categories of anime rec are “it’s okay if you don’t really like anime, you’ll probably like this” and “this will not make any goddamn sense to you if you have not wasted years of your life on trash”

y’all took about five minutes to turn this into some kind of contentious madoka post when i was just sitting here innocently contemplating the spectrum from miyazaki to the bread anime

I am taking so many fucking notes

*transparently evil royal advisor voice* ahhh… you are truly serving cunt today, my liege…

there's so much cool treasure under the road just waiting to be dug up. this morning i found a long tube that literally keeps producing scalding hot steam. free steam! a gamer's dream. and its my reality

arent L + ratio those guys from death note