sneef snorf

Top contender for my dumbest post ever

it's okay to block people for being mildly annoying unless of course it's me in that case you're just gonna have to suck it up sorry

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

[ID: photo of a fish, with text that says: stop using anti-fish language. Instead of "this seems fishy," try saying, "this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which I would entrust my entire life and personal safety." End ID]

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

did anyone else hear a single angelic note

whats yalls ultimate fave character. like years have passed, interests have come and gone, yet theyre still here. mines ellie williams