I slammed my dih down on the table. WIAT. MY HANDS GUYS ITS HANDS I DID NOT WRITE DIH MY HANDS SLAMMED DOWN ONTO YHE TABLE. Anyways.
“THAT FUCKER IS BACK!!” I yelled
Val glanced up. “YEAH I THOUGHT HE WAS GONE FOR GOOD TOO..”
“YOU STILL PISSED HE ALMOST BEAT YOU THAT TIME?” Val teased, leaning over.
“Uh, fuck you?” I glared.
“just sayinnggggg” He drawled (I hate dialogue someone shoot me in the head)
“IVE GOTTA SEND A MESSAGE OF WHOS REALLY IN CHARGE NOW!!” coughs
IM GONNA MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOUD STAYED GONE
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THERES A BRAND NEW DAWN
ON” I yelled, my dih hard because God the thought of Alastor was just nghhjnnnnnn
“(CAMERA SPEEDS ROLLING IN
WELCOME TO THE SHOW)” some random bitch thing said in the background
AND WE'RE DISCUSSING A CERTAIN HAS-BEEN WHO HAS BERN SEEN XAVORITING AROUND TOWN AFTER A SEVEN YEAR ABSENCE” I cutely forget my line.
SO THE RADIO DEMON'S BACK IN TOWN
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN DOE YOUR FAMILY
BECAUSE HE'S A LOSER AND A FOSSIL AND I DONT MEAN TO SOUND HOSTILE BUT THE DEMON IS A COWARD
YOU XAN TAKE THAT AS GOSPEL
STOP GIVING HIM THE TIME OD DAY
DONR LISTEN A WORD HED SAU
I HOPE HE HAD A NIXE VACAY
BUT HE SHOULDVE STAYED AWAY
HELLS BEEN BETTER SINCE HE SPLIT
WHO FIVES A SHIR!!” I yelled, screen static-y (gonna become a professional author trust.)
Alastor randomly popped in.
During MY villain monologue?
Who said he could DO TAHT???
GOOD TO BE BACK ON THE AIR
YES I KNOW ITS BEEN A WHILE
TREATED HELL HELL TO A BROADCAST
REJOICE!!” he just interrupted the entirety of my song THIS UGLY FUCKABLE BITCH–
“what a dated voice 😑😒😐😒😒.” I scoffed, refusing to show my love for him.
“INSTEAD OF A CLOUT-CHASING MEDIOCRE VIDEO PODCAST” he said confidently, flicking that gorgeous red hair of his id love to tug while he's–
I realized what he had said. “WAIT, COME ON–”
“IS VOX INSECURE? 🥺” He mocked.
That you won't love me.” I muttered defeatedly.
FLITTING BETWEEN THIS FAD AND THAT IS NOTHING WORKING??”
IM SORRY??? THIS BITCG??--
“IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!!!!”
“EVERY DAY HE’S GOT A NEW FORMATE!” He pointed out.
“Well- WELL YOURE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE
BEFORE THAT–” I defended myself, because I can't let my fantastic reputation be ruined by this old times radio bitch who I did NOT have a crush on.
“IS VOX AS STRONG AS HE PURPORTS??
OR IS IT BASED ON HIS SUPPORTS?
HED BE POWERLESS WITHOUT THE OTHER VEES” he exclaimed.
“NUH UH??? hES LYING?? I MEAN, OH PLEASE, HOW WOULD THAT EVEN–”
“AND HERES THE SUGAR ON THE CREAM”
“HE ASKED ME TO JOIN HIS TEAM! 🤯”
“I didn't!!” I said Immediately.
“I DIDN'T DO THAT, HES LYING!” I whined.
“I said no 💅” alastor said sassily.
“AND NOW HE’S PISSY, THAT’S THE TEA 😌💅”
“ALASTOR WHY DO TOU HAVE YOUR NAILS DONE
WILL YOU TOUCH ME WIRH THEM–” I yelled.
Alastor blinked at me and ignored that.
I realized what he had said.
“YOUU OLD T¡M3Y PR1CK 1LL SH0W Y07 S7FF3R1NG–”
THE TV IS BUFFERING 🥺” he mocked.
“1LL D3STR0Y Y0O000OOUU77U7UU—-----”
and then I fucking died in tv. (Don't worry I revive.)
“IM AFRAID YOU’VE LOST YOUR SIGNAL 🥰🖕” he said In a sweet tone despite the fact he is NOT sweet he is very cold which is okay because I like my men abusive like ME–
WOW thanks a lot alastor.
I powered back on then and cut in.
“This is me Al.” I said sadly. “Do you still love me?”
GONE” Alastor paused, looking at me with thosE EYES. ITS SO OBVIOUS HE WANTSME GUYS CMONN. “yes vox always.” He said kindly.
“OH MY GOD REALLY???” I yelled excitedly, my dih going even harder.
“I always love you.” Alastor assured.
“IM BREAKING UP WIRH VAL HOLD ON–” I said immediately, grabbing my phone and texting Valentino the EXCELLENT (maybe not so much for him) news.
YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THAT CUNT ASS TWINK!!” Alastor yelled, waving his hands.
I ignored that, I have better ideas on my mind.
“WILL YOU MARRY ME, ALASTOR 💗💝💓💓❤️💜💚🩶💝💓💖💞❤️🩹💋♥️❤️🩹❣️🫀💍💍💍💙🧡💚🩶💚🦌🦌🦌📺📺” I (s)creamed, dropping to one knee with a ring I had for ages, since I always knew this was going to happen.
I THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER ASK 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍” alastor said immediately, flabbergasted and heartwarmed.
beautiful 🥹” he said, about to cry with the sheer beauty of the ring.
“I know right???? I knew you'd love it!” I said cockily, flipping my hair that I definitely had.
“WE SHOULD GET MARRIED RIGHT THIS SECOND” Alastor said, immediately looking for venues on my phone because he didn't have one.
“I knew you've always been GAY for me.” I grinned, putting my hands on my hips and looking at my fiancé lovingly.
“I'd bark for you.” I said suddenly. “Did you know that. I can be a good dog.”
“oh vox 🥺” he said, sobbing in joy.
“do you want me to bark for you,” I asked, already preparing to do so.
“OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS YES 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍” alastor exclaimed, waving his face with a hand to stop him from sobbing more.
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😍😍” Alastor yelled immediately, grabbing me, aroused.
“IF YOU SAY SO 😉😏😏😏☺️😊🤭🤗😖😣😫😩” I moaned.
“wait no I’m ace.” He realized, unhanding me.
I DONR CARE” he said immediately put his hands on me again.
“anything for you vox 😉🤭” he giggled.
“lemme know when you're ready to fuck-- I mean what” I said, smiling.
And I waited like a year but that's okay id do anything for my man.
“IM READYYYY” He shouted, tied in a chair.
“alr C'mere bby,” I said leaning down.
“YOU THINK YOUR LITTLE MOCKERY
THAT IM BAWLIN BOUT THE PAST THAT COULDVE BEEN
IVE BEEN SCHEMING THIS WJOLE TIME
AND ALL IVE GOTTA DO IS WIN!!
“To fuck?” Alastor asked.
I didn't hear that for a moment so I kept going, moving to unzip Alastor's pants thru the bondage.
I finally realized what he said.
“Yes kitten whiskers,” I soothed. “To fuck.”
I took a breath to continue my song, moving away from Alastor (but I had plans later so don't you worry.)
AT LAST YOUR CHECK IS CASHED
ULL LAUGH AT HOW YOU LOOK SO SMALL
YOU CAN TRY TO SQUIRM AND STRUGGLE AND IT WOULDN'T DO A THING
Alastor butt in again. “you’re so obsessed with me 🤭”
“I am.” I said deadpan. “I mean. Who said that. Haha.”
“I KNEW YOU’D NEED ME HERE TO BE YOUR UNWILLING AUDIENCE WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR MARBLES IN ACT THREE-”
IF YOU THINK I WONT END THIS TALE A RULER
SO ILL KEEP YOUR SMUG ASS ALIVE–” I yelled.
“TO SHOW ME YOU’RE NOT A LOSER??”
THIS SMUG BITCH IM GONNA DUXK HIM RAW–
“Do you EVER SHUT up???” I yelled.
“only when you tell me to 😉” he said, then cleared his throat. “DON’T YOU FORGET,”
“Alright bby ❤️” I muttered. Then realized he was continuing. “there he goes..”
“YOU STILL NEED ME LIKE YOU DID BEFORE”
“SO CUTE, YOU RHINK I CARE??
AND YOURE MY BOTTOMEST BITCH
NO MORE AL THE HIGH AND MIGHTY
NOW THAT IVE FLIPPED THE SCRIPT”
Alastor was watching in awe of how hot I am. I'm sure of that.
“THOIGH RHE RADIOS GONE BIGGER NOW RHE SHOW MUST GO ON
AND BY THE TIME IVE FINALLY HAD MU FUN
YOULL WISH THAT YOU HAD STAYED
I leaned closer to alastor, breathing heavily, inches away from his face, about to do what I had promised months ago.
Then I realized Val was there.
“you guys should just FUXK already :3” he grinned. “Can I film it?” He asked.
I stared at him, horrified.
“yes please do I need to preserve this
what.” Alastor acted like he hadnr said anything, ears pricked up.
Although it wasn't horrified this time.
“Alastor….” I breathed. “That's so sweet. This is why I married you a few months ago.”
“Yh I’m sweet 🥰,” he flaunted. “Oh vox you’re such a flirt 🤭”
And then we had sex for the rest of the night! I topped, trust me, trust us, Val filmed it.
90% taken from a convo I had with a person who I am no longer friends with (dialogue is taken from those texts). Alastor is VERY ooc apologies for that this is unserious for a reason I can write better I PROMISE GUYS—
Oh yeah this is also just during don't you forget (reprise) and stayed gone because I'm too lazy to write anything else. There will be nothing else.
“Ai will replace writers” yeah sure bro id love to see them replace me.
TRUST US WITH YOUR FANFICS!
