time is a social construct

fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here

please refrain from levitating when you touch the miraculous corpse of McQueen

Okay this is hilarious sdhfdsg

me: *gets an f* me: all i know is that this won’t effect me in the long run. what will this “pop quiz” mean to me in two years? will i already have entered the bright world of freedom on my own? the sunlight will encompass my soul. this pop quiz means NOTHING to me. me: *gets an a+* me: excuse me who are you people??? who is this?? where am i? where’s my throne

It’s your problem now, fuckers.

Average water enjoyer

she is an Artist

such grace…

#what a way to discover you have a priase kink

“What is it with queer people and tattoos?”

Something something intricate rituals

Congratulations to Definitely Craig on being the funniest person alive.

*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*

okay what the fuck

There is so much beauty in the world.