sneet

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

The pyromancer always wins

watching supernatural for the first time in your twenties as a longtime tumblr user is wild because i know a lot of the main beats and how the show ends but i feel that people neglected to mention the episode where dean winchester kills hitler or when lucifer possessed the president of the united states. everyone was correct about castiel being a fag though.

We have to keep some things to ourselves. You gotta watch the show to earn moments like those.

cats are really good at looking at things. very useful

having two cats essentially means you have a bug and rodent triangulation system. if they are both looking somewhere you know for damn sure there is some unauthorised fucking thing there.

hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living

#watching this monkey peel of the stringy bits#drop them on the baby’s head#meticulously remove them#and clean off the stump#then wolf down that banana#is just really great#like a fussy little person

Primadonna worm all i ever wanted was to squirm

fear not: you can also “attack” your friends even outside of art fight, so if you miss the chance to before august 2nd you can always get them after with no repercussions. No crime will be committed either way and its actually fine to draw art for others at any other time of the year

yearning

It's extremely funny that they're calling Lana del Rey [tumblr]'s favourite musical artist, because in all my decades on this website I have never seen a post tagged with her name which is in any way shape or form about music.

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

Wawoo

shut the fuck up