Dude, that's complex.

calm down man

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

Do you ever realize just how disconnected you are from pop culture? Like you’ve carved out your little slice of the internet but every once in a while, there’s a huge scandal or someone goes viral or they get cancelled and you have no idea who that is so you find yourself googling people with names like Glorp Monroe or Young Pantyliner or whatever and suddenly you think “...is this how my parents felt when I was a teenager trying to understand the weird shit I was into?”

They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit

Some spectacular dark energy in this post.