*TARDIS SOUND*

“ive connected the dots” “you didnt connect shit” “ive connected them” is by far the best thing to have come out of buzzfeed unsolved it is so incredibly funny. the poses. the confidence. i can feel the tone. its incredible. 

Lmao

Get this away from me!

@joannaharp

Is this supposed to be like when someone gets evicted on big brother?

lol no its based on a gif

And this goes for friendships too! Even just stuff like “do you mind if I leave this door open?” 

…I never fully realized it before but this is a big part of why my relationship with my husband is so conflict-free. Both because him doing this all the time made it easy to trust him, back when we were a new item, and because it helped ME break out of the toxic idea that you should never ask about a partner’s preferences because if you Really Loved Them you should be able to intuit what they want, all the time, about anything. 

Why feel guilty for napping!!!!! Like if ur body is tired let it lie down and rest!!!! This is officially a pro-nap blog.

hate it when you go outside and Society is happening :/

Absolutely fantastic portrait! 💕

Classic rock

every bed sharing scene in fanfics is like "oh no there's only one bed... please take it i'll sleep on the floor... unless... u want to share 😳? lol just kidding 😅 i'll take the floor... if u want 👉👈... haha no it's okay i'll take the floor... unless? "

Narcissus wrote this

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me