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✩INTRO POST✩

𝓗𝓲 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 I’m Two-Bit. Two-Bit Matthews. Yes. That is my TOTALLY real name.

NEVER CALL ME KEITH.

Anyways, welcome to my bloog. (Was it called a bloog? Or was it a blog. No, yeah. It was called a bloog right?)

I’m a greaser, yadda yadda, I have a cool switchblade. ⬇️ Check it out.

Tuff right? Very knifey.

Anyways, Darry got me a phone. I don’t know why he called it a phone because it just looks like a mini tv to me, but I can watch Mickey on it. So that’s pretty damn tuff to me.

(no cake though. :( )

Anyways, this a blog for y’all to ask me stuff. Maybe you guys are like, other Mickey fans. That’s what Pony told me, anyways. Also go find his bloog. @ponyyboy-curtis

ANYWAYS. The mod who helps me run this bloog or whatever is going to speak now. MOD!!! GET TF-

Mod:

OK TWO-BIT- oh hi guys. I’m the mod. My names MJ. I’m a big two-bit, Beatles, and outsiders fan (obviously) and I love to run things like this! <3 Here are some rules to follow!:

-ABSOLUTELY NO PORN/KINKY SHIT. -I will take dark jokes, as long as they’re decently tame. -I AM A MINOR.

-No homophobic, racial, politics, or hate speech discussed on this blog. Make problems somewhere else.

-RESPECT MY HEADCANONS. If I do something not lore-accurate that is SERIOUSLY hurting your feelings, keep it to yourself. If it’s my foolishness, then I apologize.

-If you want to speak to me directly via asks, just say it. Ex: can I speak to the mod, tell the mod, exc.

-Please keep the ship asks to a minimum. I’m kind of new to this fandom and I don’t totally know how the ships function, plus there’s a lot of character age difference.

-If you want to do fanart, great. Like I said above, easy on the kinky shit.

-Lastly, I do movie, and book two-bit!! I haven’t seen the musical sorry :(

And that’s the rules.

Two-Bit: was actually so boring I almost killed myself. *laughs*

Anyway, ask away (hopefully) Mickey fans!!! *goofy ass smile*

Also, shout out to @nutsackx for some hella good two-bit fanart! I love their drawings of me…heh..

also another shout out to my wonderful and beautiful girlfriend, @marcia-with-an-m!!

and ofc my best friend that’s totally not the mods best friend @c00lguy113

#intro post #two bit mathews #the outsiders #roleplay account #clone high oc

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Hello Guys.

I would like to announce this account will not be active anymore. Neither will my side blog

@ask-x-men-tas-morph.

I will be moving on to different fandoms, such as The Monkees, and I would like to quit rp accounts as a whole. I will not delete these accounts, and you guys can use them as archival content. Thank you. My new account will be @mike-the-star-collector still here on Tumblr. I love you all, and stay gold.

guys, people keep talking about Mickey, but he’s spelled without an E? And get this, when I asked “you guys like Mickey Mouse too?” they looked at me really weird

turns out it’s this totally different guy named “Micky Dolenz”

who the hells Micky Dolenz

(OOC: omg guys if you can’t tell i’ve entered my Monkees phase lmaoo)

#two bit mathews #the outsiders #the outsiders rp #ask twobit #micky dolenz #the monkees

switchbladewinston

BEE WHOOO YOU AREEEEEW FOR YOUR PRIDEEE

I DONT HAVE ANY PRIDE.

j0hnny-c4ke

Not even straight pride? What about pride in yerself?

switchbladewinston

You know what I meant, Johnny…

j0hnny-c4ke

no i dont

twobitswitchblade

whatcha guys talkin’ ‘bout

#two bit mathews #the outsiders #the outsiders rp #ask twobit #dallas winston #johnny cade

explodingmagnets

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TWO-BIT DON'T JUMP AND DALLY DON'T TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND TO DO A FLIP

wearingpants

He tellin him to khs

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casseyissleeping

AHHHH THIS IS SO LATE IM SORRY,, I ARTBLOCKED SO HARD

@kirikoisreal HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY TWIN!!! you're so cool ily. We should lowk make ur birthday the national dalbit day

twobitswitchblade

What is your opinion on Dalpiss Winston, and have you seen @kirikoisreal page? Its very Canon if you ask me

”Dalpiss”? Hey!

@switchbladewinston

switchbladewinston

alright I’m gettin’ real frustrated with these people callin’ me stupid names. Only little kids come up with names like that, I mean ‘Dalpiss’? Seriously?

twobitswitchblade

You said it, Dal! Some kid called me Two-Shit the other day! We gotta jump these kids sometime…know any kids in the neighborhood?

#two bit mathews #the outsiders #the outsiders rp #ask twobit #dallas winston

twobitswitchblade

What is your opinion on Dalpiss Winston, and have you seen @kirikoisreal page? Its very Canon if you ask me

”Dalpiss”? Hey!

@switchbladewinston

aintarumble-withoutme

bruh I know you giggled at ts, wanna watch mickey mouse with me? I just made a chocolate cake too!

@twobitswitchblade

twobitswitchblade

nods aggressively

#two bit mathews #the outsiders #the outsiders rp #ask twobit

Heyo!! Me again!! Do you wanna watch mickey with me? I made chocolate cake!!

gasps

Absolutely! :D

I’ll bring the beer!

#two bit mathews #the outsiders #the outsiders rp #ask twobit

What is your opinion on Dalpiss Winston, and have you seen @kirikoisreal page? Its very Canon if you ask me

”Dalpiss”? Hey!

@switchbladewinston

#two bit mathews #dallas winston #the outsiders #the outsiders rp #ask twobit #dalbit

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twoshit fartews

hey that’s not very nice

#two bit mathews #the outsiders #the outsiders rp #ask twobit

ihni

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

blondeninazenik

I’m married to my brother/father

Turning this into a tag game

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @artemisiamasterofnone @alien-in-washington @lexi-is-short @cleaning-spray-offical @arson-the-artificer-offical @willowxweirdoxthexdayxdreamer @written-by-music @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @rosedmcenjoyer @confusedfroggirl @thevoidlapidarym @shadow-vex @cicadabee @anonymousdoggie @chickfila-offical @aviewtodeath @livviedaltonvintagedoll @goodplayproductions @ravenswritingdesk231 @allisteristired @duckwithdeviousintent @iminyourbedsheets @nobodysavemysoulitsperfectlyfine @hypnopompic-decay @elliotsaqueenfan @ilovecoveysongs @alchemy-and-royalty @monster-of-the-margins @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil

alien-in-washington

Maaaaze

@antjester @burning-britain-official @zeta-finnish @i-garden-a-lot @sashimi55 + open tags

zeta-finnish

Go ahead, remove me, nothing will un-fuck the virgin.

@b0red-artist-13-offical @coffee–spill @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @b0ring

coffee--spill

Can you imagine it Mr Lawrence… Imagineeee.. no like imaginee..

Open tags !!

malwareproductions

you pees when you are scared

@tabris-the-seventeenth-angel @spookthelilguy + open tags

sweetneapolitan

The muted poster of hell and despair

@babs-butterfly @weepingdog @egotisticalm4niac

cackletimebaby

Hey do you know what wood is

@sinnlos-star @thegallery-ofstars @5tar5-5how @rexdoorr + anyone else

xxcatzncupcaxezxx

Tsundere goth princess

@moon-mave @orph3us3 @chaos-ducks @irlctubbo @cloudhrt @bugybrainz @lexandmaxthetwocatsinmyhead @wiltingtu1ips @autopilotangel @longtermemorysauce @starryfoxglove + open tagz !! >_<

starryfoxglove

Le fromage poisson et chocolate….

Tags: @sonarblueee @sunshinefroggers @yourlocalavian @lunathetunaaa @moon-storm @ starry-creator @lavendermoon48 @shadow-ember16 @s1lly-koda @alex-likes-stars @oliverquary @wiltingtu1ips @jellyfishizhere @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @astrawnova @mars2moons @venuscrashed14@rusty-spooooooooon @no1likemickey @eb-or-echo-part-2 @iicor @raynilikescats + open tags!

iicor

come hither

Keep reading

adenosinetriph0sphate

BEN?

@artsyarmy7 @aries0nmars @boooootomatotomato @boxedingremiln @beanzdabean @eveessideblogfornonsense @elijahcries2 @faenar @illumiphosauce @littlebeanantenthusiast @lunathetunaaa @mimsicalmidnight @nerd-alerts @nevergonnagiveyaup @p3skybirdd @saigesays @sage0clock @tabbykai @unablebagel @vickysnowpawz @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @xilospace @yourlocalavian @3x0-09 +open tags :1

elijahcries2

mae just said one but let’s have another

slick and shiney hair 😎 (also with @evenmoremaee)

@littlebeanantenthusiast @spikedradio @oliverisagaymuggleborn @silentsupernova @twisted-mentally @zannabaefishwithlegs

littlebeanantenthusiast

No shit Sherlock, mpreg isn’t real! (With @elijahcries2 and @maedaeeee )

@twobitswitchblade @cazzarole-dish @cross-my-heart-o2 @ph03nix-c4rol

twobitswitchblade

Darry Fairy!

@oldest-brother-curtis @ponyyboy-curtis

#two bit mathews #the outsiders #the outsiders rp #ask twobit #ponyboy curtis #darry curtis

c00lguy113

hi stinky

hi bootyhole

twobitswitchblade

(ooc)

twobitswitchblade

happy pride month, Two. :)

you finally gonna...? well, nevermind.

- @j0hnny-c4ke

Happy uh-something month? What’s a “pride month” again? Also, what do you mean i’m gonna do something, kid?

j0hnny-c4ke

basically, happy gay month.

twobitswitchblade

Ohhh! Yeah! Happy gay month to you too, kid! Have ya told Pony yet?

j0hnny-c4ke

Yeah, a bit ago. Say, have you told Dally?

twobitswitchblade

…No? Why?

#two bit mathews #the outsiders #the outsiders rp #ask twobit #johnny cade #dallas winston

twobitswitchblade

happy pride month, Two. :)

you finally gonna...? well, nevermind.

- @j0hnny-c4ke

Happy uh-something month? What’s a “pride month” again? Also, what do you mean i’m gonna do something, kid?

j0hnny-c4ke

basically, happy gay month.

twobitswitchblade

Ohhh! Yeah! Happy gay month to you too, kid! Have ya told Pony yet?

#two bit mathews #the outsiders #the outsiders rp #johnny cade #ponyboy curtis #ask twobit

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twobitswitchblade

Fatass(affectionate???? Idk I sort of hate you as you ex)

-@tulsas-scottish-bitch

Here we go again. Just because I got another girl, you’re all pissy! You ladies and your grudges!