youre always on that damn mellophone

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

The thing about being trans is that once you come to terms with it it’s really just whatever but The Cis People insist upon being weird about it

Once you’ve been out of the closet for a while and are surrounded by people who are at the very least neutral and respectful about the trans thing it just becomes a whatever part of your life and all these people claiming that you’re ruining society and passing laws against you kinda feels like a swat team storming into your house while you’re just eating spaghetti.

If you're wondering why there's so much resistance to the idea of a 4-day work week, or why automation hasn't actually led to people working less like it was supposed to...

They complained about the 5-day week, and before that the 6-day week, and less than 12 hours in a work day. But I know how much wasted time there is in a workday...

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

noobnouns vs pronouns vs hackernouns