I Have A Knack For Not Understanding Jokes

Whats not to get? Moron.

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theres no wrong way to mix chemicals

theres no chemicals you shouldnt mix together

all gas smells good and you should inhale as much as possible so no one else can have it

honestly that "it costs 0 dollars to be kind" bullshit is bullshit. it does cost things to be kind. it costs time. it costs energy. and it isn't always easy and it isn't always natural. it costs so much to be kind, sometimes. but that's the whole point. if being kind were easy, or simple, every single person would be an angel. but they're not, and the world isn't easy and simple. so no, it does cost something to be kind. but it's worth it anyway.

running a tumblr blog is really just being like I’ve become obsessed with this new thing and now I’m going to make it everyone else’s problem

no offense but why do people still watch videos even though theyre well known to be problematic? like did people seriously just forget what video did to the radio star??

don’t try to defend this. we cant rewind, we’ve gone too far

california is the france of america from what I understand

I promise I’m a lot nicer than my ‘walking to class’ face would lead you to believe.

tumblr is best app u just talk to urself and ppl go yep so true bestie

munchausen syndrome is what hansel and gretel had

hang on i gotta google some things

yeah this is funny

we need more masculine clothing designed to show off tits

this was about butch women but im glad u guys are having fun with ur star trek men

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

you know................. like bf...............

Country roads... warp me home... to the space... I belong...