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Elves aren't real dipshit. It was probably a weather balloon that gave you that footjob.

stick bug doesn't even annoy me any more. it's charmingly earnest and simple in a way that I wish the internet could be more often.

People will gag at the idea of eating bugs but then be like 'oh boy can't wait for some lobster and shrimp!' Baby that's morrowind food we're eating.

finding out vapes have been lead poisoning people for the past 20 years almost suddenly made a lot of things make sense

I just looked up reactions about this on Reddit and of course a lot of VERY defensive people who vape were in denial and said the study was funded by big tobacco. Also saw another Reddit post where someone asked about lead in vapes some time ago and everyone was in a huge denial and got pissy and mad.

do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

i see that this one kind of fucked everyone up

This is part of my Ancient Civilizations class that I teach, which does a whole week about Australia and the Torres Strait Islands because I was sick of never seeing them represented in USAmerican history contexts. With the help of @micewithknives and @acearchaeologist I've learned so many incredible things about Australia's past and it's been incredibly rewarding to share them with students.

Boosting signal.

Echoes from the ancient human past, wonderful.

I've never seen a post give off such "The Magnus Archives" energy. like so many episodes are pretty much just shit exactly like this.

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

sin is actually really cool and good for you

*hovers overhead ominously*

what is that

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.