like a sledgehammer to a disco ball

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

Pjack is "back" they stuffed his corpse with dinner slop and put him in a display case

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

Parading his big stupid unmoving chrome body around like a sainted reliquary

pjackk wasn't rebanned. he was resurrected and after revealing himself to his faithful he ascended to heaven

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

Huh 🧐… Maybe I should’nt Drink Shit at the Dark Web Proffessor’s house ? 🤓

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best