Haley Smith

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

we need her now more than ever

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

leaving this on someones parked car after i ram into it