Twilight Otaku

I’m going to really miss him

I have no idea who Scalia was. Isn’t that the thing that people call themselves when they are furries but with reptiles?

You’re thinking of scalies. Scalia is a quantity that has magnitude but not direction.

You’re thinking of scalars. Scalia is an opera house in Milan.

You’re thinking of La Scala. Scalia is is a form of thermal burn resulted from heated fluids such as boiling water or steam.

You’re thinking of scalding. Scalia are subjective internal experiences.

You’re thinking of qualia. Scalia is the region of Northern Europe consisting mainly of Norway, Sweden, and Finland.

You’re thinking of Scandinavia. Scalia is a company that makes trucks.

You’re thinking of Scania. Scalia is a a wizard and a Snatcher in the gang led by Fenrir Greyback in the Harry Potter universe.

You’re thinking of Scabior. Scalia was the guise assumed by Peter Pettigrew in his capacity as an Animagus,also in the Harry Potter universe.

You’re thinking of Scabbers. Scalia is a type of triangle where no two sides have the same length.

You’re thinking of Scalene. A Scalia is a method of stealing people’s valuables or money through elaborate falsehoods, deception and acting.

you’re thinking of scams. scalia is the bone that connects the humerus to the clavicle.

You’re thinking of scapula. Scalia is a small knife with a thin, sharp blade that is used in surgeries and dissections.

You’re thinking of a scalpel.Scalia is an abnormal lateral curvature of the spine.

You’re thinking of scoliosis. Scalia is the author of “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.”

You’re thinking of a Scamander. Scalia is a flat tool used for flipping food.

You’re thinking of a spatula. Scalia is any one of numerous species of saltwater clams or marine bivalve mollusks in the taxonomic family Pectinidae.

You’re thinking of a scallop. Scalia is a metal instrument that is used to dilate an orifice or canal in the body to allow inspection.

You’re thinking of a speculum. Scalia is a 1983 American crime film starring Al Pacino as Tony Montana.

You’re thinking of Scarface. Scalia is a beverage made with red wine and chopped fruit.

You’re thinking of Sangria. Scalia are a type of bulb vegetable also known as green onions.

You’re thinking of Scallions. Scalia is the country seat of St. John’s County, Florida.

This is a good map

in sweden its called ‘all hearts day’ celebrate having a heart. celebrate that lump of tissue that keeps you alive. celebrate it.

omfg

o h someone so better gif ‘maybe this isn’t for us’“BUT NORMALLY EVERYTHING IS!”

people who actually identify themselves as “gamers” are my least favorite kind of people

the G in LGBT stands for gamers

Let’s Players Gamers Bros Titties (the ones the #SJWs are trying to STEAL from gamers)

The t actually stands for Twitch Streamers so let’s not erase anybody here uwu

Does someone want to explain how identifying as a gamer is a bad thing? 

nobody actually plays games it’s all a giant joke and if you play video games you’re fucked up

Hahaha I can’t tell if you are a joke or not…

im not a video game so i can’t be a joke everyone knows video games aren’t real it’s just jokes my friend

Hahaha I am sorry but how is one of the biggest if not the biggest form of media and my future career path a joke. Your ignorance is what is the joke here and how is it all of a sudden fictitious just because you will it to be?

how can video games be the biggest form of media if they’re not real can’t believe you put your future career path into a joke :/

They are real you ignorant fuckwit, you can’t just wish something out of existence in the real world. And how dare you call my career path a joke, video games have been important in my life in ways your pea sized cell you call a brain can’t quite grasp. How are you this stupid? How are you this ignorant? Do you believe yourself to be an “enlightened” individual with this belief video games don’t exist

haha okay if video games are real how come i’ve never seen one? :) checkmate sweetie

Because you have elected to turn a blind eye to them which I have no problem with. And calling checkmate early and calling me sweetie makes you sound like an arrogant prick or bitch whichever you prefer

look sweetie :) there comes a time in everyone’s life where you gotta stop believing in video games. now that you’re a big boy you’re old enough to understand they’re not real; they’re just like Santa Claus. just a little joke for everyone to have a good laugh at :)

Hahaha video games are a tangible thing, I have the evidence, the memories, the support they have given people in terms of employment, an outlet, a means to relax.  How are you this stupid? What drugs are you on?

look mr. “gamer” im gonna need more evidence than just memories if you want your argument to hold up in court :/

Okay, what about statistics, the money that is made, the real people who are celebrities in their own right. The events that are held. All because of video games 

you keep talking about these statistics and money and events and yet you seen to be the only one who’s heard of them :/ are you sure you’re feeling okay sweetie?

Oh really do you want to see the websites, the physical studios they are made in, what is your problem?

surely if they’re so abundant and so “not fake” and “totally real and not a joke” (and lets be real haha they’re not) you’d have plenty of evidence to show! 

I don’t have the time to go through everything so here is a generic google search on video games, https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=video%20games

mhm you have all the time in the world to try and convince me a joke is real and then suddenly when asked for proof you “don’t have time” haha it’s okay dude it’s okay to admit you were wrong sometimes! everyone thinks video games are real when they’re young ;)

In my time zone it’s 2 in the morning and you sure as shit ain’t worth the effort to prove you otherwise with full references. Do you get some kind of enjoyment out of this? Being this stupid?

what do you mean it’s 2 in the morning there it’s 9 pm here it can’t be two different times at the same time lmao