vampires bite your neck because it's sexy but also so you don't see their faces when they're biting you and start laughing hysterically

stop trying to explain why he said that! i know why, i just thought it was funny the way he brought it up out of NOWHERE

So obsessed with the version of Twilight I made up in my head and and am constantly disappointed when the actual series isn't that

Twilight Heritage Post

can we all agree that if emmett and jasper weren’t so depressed about bella drinking all the blood in the house, they would have convinced her that ej was a great name for a boy but it should stand for emmett jasper not edward jacob.

Item: Sexy Vampire Singlet with attached cape

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

yeah the us has a 2 party system its called team edward vs team jacob

Do you like enemies to lovers because it’s hot or do you like enemies to lovers because you think of yourself as unlovable & unworthy of love and therefore like the idea of someone seeing all the worst in you right away and still falling in love with you anyways